9 Deuce
That about describes my mindset at this very fucking moment. I am just a miserable bastard, and although I took my happy pills, really thinking about having some happy drink to go with it. Amazing how fast one’s personal life, professional life can all just go to shit. And you work hard towards that light […]
Yeah, I got lazy here. Long story short, by the time we realized we were watching the second half first, I knew that 2 things were happening. 1. We wasn’t gonna stop it immediately go back and then pick up where we left off. 2. I wasn’t gonna go back to watch the first half […]
Maybe I am too old school, but I have seen this movie 3 times, and it isn’t a bad movie, it has some good scenes, but it is a one trick pony. I won’t reveal that one trick, which makes this a next to impossible review. Ok I am gonna say the acting was fine […]
Wait, I thought I just reviewed the worst rated movie on my list. Hahaha, nope. This fucking movie. In theory, I should love it. a bunch of cave dwelling troglodyte monsters kill a bunch of dumb bitches. And THAT part is great!!! The problem is the journey. How much awful time is wasted in the […]
Back to back movies that really make me happy which aren’t tremendously revered by the general population. This movie has a great cast and that keeps the movie constantly going in a good direction. Now granted, the plot is sometimes lame as hell, or slow, but just focus on the awesome amount of great actors […]
Back to classic 80’s Stephen King. Another anthology type movie with 3 stories. If you have no sense of humor, don’t even bother with this one. The first story is about James Wood’s agreeing to stop smoking with the help of this agency who go to extreme lengths to ensure he quite. It’s a fun […]
“Born in Sin, come on it. Born in Lust, turn to dust.” – Andre Linoge This character never gets enough credit for being one of King’s best character creations. He’s an awesome bad ass with a cane that I can never find to buy online. Seriously, find me that cane and I will buy it. […]
Not Stephen King, I needed a break. I took a break with Mirrors. Is that gonna result in 7 years bad luck? I’m sorry for that lame joke…or am I? This movie stars Keiffer Sutherland and Amy Smart and is surprisingly fun, mindless schlock that entertained me during the duration of the movie. Not award […]
Now here’s a movie that I really genuinely enjoy. IMDB gives it a 6.0. IMDB can eat a big fat dick. This movie has a fun cast with Ed Harris who I am always a fan of, Amanda Plummer of Pulp Fiction fame as Yolanda/Hunny Bunny, Ray McKinnon who has been on Sons of Anarchy […]
Thinner is this fun little movie that came out in the mid 90’s, and wasn’t hated, but not critically acclaimed by no means. The plot is that a fat dude was getting a BJ by his attractive wife while he was driving and he hits a gypsy person, so the gypsy curses this fat lawyer […]