9 Deuce
It was a hard choice choosing between this and the Disney version, which I absolutely adore. I haven’t seen this film in many years, but as a kid, I used to own this own this on VHS. It was a hunter green case. Yeah, I remember the important stuff. I also remember the NES video […]
Here’s a movie that I never would have watched without doing something inane like Chick Flick February, or Fuckeroo February, depend on how you feel. This cast is pretty stacked, 35 years later. We have Richard Gere (Zack Mayo), David Keith (Sid Worley), Robert Loggia (Byron), Louis Gossett Jr. (Sgt Emil Foley), and of course […]
Here’s a classic film that stars the great Audrey Hepburn as Holly, and George Peppard as Paul. George was Hannibal in the A Team, so yeah, between that and Audrey being stunningly beautiful, you can talk yourself into this film fairly easily. Man, Sid picks up the check and gives her money, and she just […]
Kevin Smith’s third big film after Clerks and Mallrats was Chasing Amy. I haven’t watched this in years. I always felt this was the weakest of his first 5-6 films, but I still liked it. Now, 10+ years later, I need to really revisit this. I owned this on VHS and DVD. This stars Ben […]
OK, so to be upfront, this is my buddy Jay’s film. Needless to say, I am not going to be rating it in the interest of fairness. I just wanted to watch it and hopefully get some people to check it out. Within 10 minutes, I get Thundercats, Smurfs, and AC Slater references. Admit it, […]
Yes, I am reviewing an older religious epic film. Odd, right? Well, I had told my buddy Bob that I would in fact do this film review at his urging. With that in mind, and given the context of the film and the people who may enjoy this review more than my typical horror fiends, […]
And we are at the final chapter for now, and my goodness, this girl is totally nude and has a fantastic body. So the story is that Danny gains an inheritance, which is this old hotel with hot springs, established in 1902. The caretakers are a tad odd, Jackson and Sally. We also know the […]
Well this has to be an improvement over part 4 and illogical fallacies of the decision to not kill when you have them trapped. Fuck you film, you aren’t winning me over with tits this time. After the guy kills Kaleen in the beginning, why is his axe clean seconds later? How the fuck does […]
This film starts in a sanitarium in 1974. We meet Dr. Ryan and Bobby, who is nice looking and we meet the original 3 Fingers, One Eye, and Saw Tooth. Yeah, they have names. They also got a bobby pin from Bobby and have unlocked their cells. Awesome. Apparently they don’t feel pain. They killed […]
I remember seeing this one day while at work for Liberty. One of the guys I took care of loved his horror, and he wanted to see this and some tits. 3:40 in, he was pleased. Arrow through the perfect tit. Awww. And we are back in action! So 3 out of 4 people died […]