9 Deuce
This hopefully is just a schlocky slasher with Mena Suvari and Brian Austin Green. Depending on your age, those names may mean something to you. I’m already confused, are these people supposed to be in their 20’s, 30’s, or 40’s? Some of them are in their 40’s, so I am speculating that they are trying […]
This is another simple horror story that works well. Once again, I don’t see why horror movies try to do too much and end up doing it poorly instead of focusing on one thing and owning it. We have the Asher family: Emily and Alan along with their kids Evan, Sara, and Anita, and they […]
Ohhhh, the house where our family lives was built in 1902. The family consists of David, Alice, and their son, Billy. Alice has a client, Alex that David is suspicious of. David’s assistant, Claire, gives him this old film footage about a murder that took place at their house. There you go, saved you a […]
This movie has Stephen Lang, who starred in Don’t Breathe. We start off with a hot chick in just her panties, and she kills herself and we have boobs. All within the first minute. You have my attention, Exeter. Why do so many films use record plays and old projectors to convey a creepy vibe? […]
This is the 4th or 5th film this year that started off with writing explaining shit. Also, a record playing, because it’s in vogue to use record players in horror movies for whatever reason. How about an 8 Track? The story is an incredibly simple one, yet incredibly effective. Alicia wants to surprise her boyfriend […]
Oh, another movie with flashing lettering and loud music. Really, stop being shitty people who make horror, please. So we are dealing with this dude named Lincoln, who is bullied at home, bullied at school, and one day the dickheads go too far, so he fucks one of them up. He is sent to this […]
A zombie film in Denmark. If you are looking for this to bring something fresh to the genre, to reinvent the proverbial zombie wheel, then movie along. If you want a beginning stages of a zombie apocalypse type film, this should be fine for you. I honestly feel that this is simply a shorter variation […]
This movie has AJ Bowen who has been in a few movies that I have seen (House of the Devil, You’re Next, Hatchet 2, and Creepshow 3) and one I didn’t like in The Sacrament. Here’s hoping that this is another good one. This is a tough one to explain because you have 2 VERY […]
This is the epitome of a movie that if I wasn’t forcing myself to watch 100 horror movies in the month, I would have ceased watching 20 minutes in. This 17 year old chick, Dora, gets knocked up by her currently dude, Jace. She misses a lot of school because she sucks at life. Well, […]
My friend Kristi had asked me about this movie, and I promised that I would check it out. I surprisingly lived up to my end of the bargain for once. I tend to forget. Here’s what you need to know before you watch of purchase this. The main character’s names are Kent and Meg. Needless […]