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Tonight She Comes (2016)

If you are squeamish of blood, gore, or gross, this film is not for you.  I feel that is a necessary warning before delving into this film.  With that being said, if you are not a coward, you are in for a bloody good treat.  Who doesn’t like a hot bloody nude chick as the antagonist? […]

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Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)

This movie has been considered one of the worst horror sequels ever.  I get it.  There is a lot to dislike here.  I haven’t seen this since it first came out on video.  I remember thinking it was a mess then, and I still think it’s a mess, but it does offer some positives that […]

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The Collector (2009)

The Collector came in right at the height of the torture genre.  This isn’t a torture film really, but the death traps, and the guy who made it had ties to the Saw franchise.  All of this becomes obviously clear early on. That’s where I want to focus.  Early on, they tell a nice story, […]

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Terrifier (2017)

I came into this film very hyped up.  I had this recommended to me, and I saw some posts about it.  The thing is, I didn’t need any of that to want to see it because I watched the original Art The Clown and I saw All Hallow’s Eve 1 & 2.  I was a […]

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Rabid (1977)

Here’s a David Cronenberg movie that I have never seen, but I believe it is getting a remake by the Sisters of Hellevator fame, so I wanted to see the original first.  I love a lot of Cronenberg’s films, so I am hopeful that with a young Marilyn Chambers, we may get something fun out […]

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Ritual (2002)

This is the last “official” Tales From the Crypt film, but there’s a story to that.  It was originally intended to be released after Bordello of Blood, but that bombed. Universal sold the rights to Miramax so they could make a stand alone film.  So there’s a brief history lesson.  I guess this movie deals […]

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Bordello of Blood (1996)

Tales From The Crypt released Demon Knight in 1995 and it was quite a  success, it was a really fucking good movie, so they immediately pounced to do a second one.  Alas, I think most people would agree that they either chose the wrong project or they rushed it.  Looking on IMDB, it didn’t even […]

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Frankenhooker (1990)

This is one of Bill Murray’s favorite films. I can see why. Here’s the basic plot. Jeffrey and Elizabeth are in love and I think they are just boyfriend and girlfriend, but could be fiancees. Anyway, it’s Elizabeth’s dad’s birthday, and she gives him this sweet lawnmower that is radio controlled, and she fucks up […]

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The Burning (1981)

This is a cult classic in the veins of a Friday the 13th, and it was out in 1981. If you still aren’t sold, then move along. Everybody else, this is awesome. The story goes back 15 years I think, and this guy, Cropsy, well some of the guys wanted to fuck with him. So […]