9 Deuce
We started off with The Shining, and our second film is a hell of a follow up. I can say that this is my favorite film franchise of all time, yes, even more so than Star Wars. Freddy Krueger is the greatest horror film villain that I have ever seen, and he is usually among […]
Welcome everybody to a new edition to the 9 Deuce family. We are going to be tackling films monthly, possibly twice a month. I want to thank Kristi for coming up with this wonderful idea. I have a great group of people here to discuss the 1980 Stanley Kubrick classic, The Shining. Since Jack just […]
OK, I am watching this off of Kristi’s recommendation. So here you go, my unbiased opinion. Everything is fair game from this point forward. This movie took me a while to get into. Â Once it got rolling, it was fine. Â I feel that this film could have been better served as not a musical. Â Yeah, […]
And we are at the final chapter for now, and my goodness, this girl is totally nude and has a fantastic body. So the story is that Danny gains an inheritance, which is this old hotel with hot springs, established in 1902. The caretakers are a tad odd, Jackson and Sally. We also know the […]
Well this has to be an improvement over part 4 and illogical fallacies of the decision to not kill when you have them trapped. Fuck you film, you aren’t winning me over with tits this time. After the guy kills Kaleen in the beginning, why is his axe clean seconds later? How the fuck does […]
This film starts in a sanitarium in 1974. We meet Dr. Ryan and Bobby, who is nice looking and we meet the original 3 Fingers, One Eye, and Saw Tooth. Yeah, they have names. They also got a bobby pin from Bobby and have unlocked their cells. Awesome. Apparently they don’t feel pain. They killed […]
I remember seeing this one day while at work for Liberty. One of the guys I took care of loved his horror, and he wanted to see this and some tits. 3:40 in, he was pleased. Arrow through the perfect tit. Awww. And we are back in action! So 3 out of 4 people died […]
Well, why not enjoy a direct to video sequel, right? 4 minutes in, and a guy says wrong turn. Sold. Also, Kimberly was listening to Electric Avenus on the radio as she runs over a dude. It’s 7 minutes in and painfully obvious why this is a direct to video film. The intestines…don’t look that […]
This movie has spawned a ton of sequels. Since I am digging this season of American Horror Story, a franchise about some backwoods folk seems reasonable. We are dealing with some mountain men cannibals who are mutated from generation of inbreeding. Sound familiar? Yeah, thought so. So kick back and enjoy. I don’t remember much […]
This is a continuation of the Cloverfield franchise. It stars John Goodman, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, and John Gallagher Jr. If you know anything about me, you know that John Goodman’s portrayal of Walter is on my Mount Rushmore of film characters, and I have been a fan of his since I first saw him in […]