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The Boy (2016)

Here’s a movie starring Maggie from The Walking Dead, Miss Lauren Cohen. It had promise, but did it ultimately deliver? I’m going to jump straight to the point. If you like creepy doll movies, the first hour will be enjoyable. The pacing was fine, and everything was going good and it could have absolutely delivered. […]

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Hell Comes To Frogtown (1988)

I haven’t seen this, I don’t think I have at the very least, and Roddy Piper is in it. Some nuclear war has happened and women are running the USA. This is already horror at it’s scariest. I’m shuddering. Piper’s character is called Sam Hell, and this came out around the same time that They […]

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13 Ghosts (1960)

Well, I really loved the original. I know that this can’t live up to that one visually, but it is always good to know your horror roots. We have the Zorba family made up of Buck (son), Medea (daughter), Hilda (wife), and Cyrus (dad), who inherits a house from his dead uncle. There’s a lawyer […]

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Krampus (2015)

This has Adam Scott, who I really dig. On top of that, my horror gal pal, Kristi, asked me about this one, so figured that I would oblige. Oh, this has David Koechner (Anchorman), Toni Collette (The Sixth Sense), and Conchata Ferrell (Two and a Half Men) as well. I haven’t seen anything quite like […]

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Asylum (1972)

This stars Peter Cushing and has a good rating, and is an anthology. This could be fun. It starts with the great song “A Night on Bald Mountain”, which is legendary. So the plot is easy enough. A young psychiatrist comes to this asylum, and his test to qualify for the job is to interview […]

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Don’t Look In The Basement (1973)

This takes at a psychiatric hospital, and is avail on Amazon Prime Videos. We meet Nurse Janey who wants to leave because Harriet threatens to kill her if anybody touches her “baby” which is fake. Sam is the kind hearted black dude, very gentle. There’s a guy named Sarge who thinks that he’s in the […]

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The Ghost and the Darkness (1996)

This movie has long been an underrated film in my mind. It stars Val Kilmer, Michael Douglas, and Tom Wilkinson. Basically, you have a bridge engineer who has to get the help from an old hunter to kill off 2 lions that keep attacking the workers. The music is really great in this, it gives […]

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A Christmas Horror Story (2015)

This is a horror anthology film, with William Shatner as a radio talk show type of guy who keeps the segments moving. Let me break down the stories a bit for you.  First, we have a story about these 3 high school kids going to this school to film about a homicide that happened there […]

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Donkey Punch (2008)

A death due to donkey punch movie. Well then. Girls and guys getting ready to party on a yacht. Lots of boring stuff. They talk about various sexual things, including the donkey punch. 5 of them all start having sex, lots of nudity being shown. One guy rails a chick and is being filmed and […]

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Frankenhooker (1990)

This is one of Bill Murray’s favorite films. I can see why. Here’s the basic plot. Jeffrey and Elizabeth are in love and I think they are just boyfriend and girlfriend, but could be fiancees. Anyway, it’s Elizabeth’s dad’s birthday, and she gives him this sweet lawnmower that is radio controlled, and she fucks up […]