9 Deuce
This is the end of a fantastic little trilogy. I loved this film as a teen. Let’s see how it holds up. We start out with a scene on the beach. 2 girls are clearly skanks talking about how skanky they are. One white girl talks about how much she wants this black guy. Well, […]
The long awaited sequel to Slumber Party Massacre is here! OK, maybe not long awaited, but as a teenager, I used to rent this film a lot. Hey, I can’t help it. I have a thing for 80’s slasher flicks. No premise was too stupid for this guy. This was the first Slumber Party Massacre […]
I watched this movie earlier in the year. Nobody should ever say they have seen this movie twice within a year. I apologize if I don’t give a ton of details, but this movie is bad, very bad. Start Film It starts off with Leprechaun forcing some dude to allow Lep to marry his hot […]
Well, there will be tits in this. There will be some 80’s slasher deaths. There will be awful acting. The dialogue will be terrible. This was released in 1982. I am pumped. 5 minutes in, we have already seen a guy make a terrible play at an older chick that turned him down, and she […]
Finally, we’re back to a classic franchise that has lost its ways numerous times, but still, he’s an all-time guy. That’s right, I’m talking about Leprechaun. Let’s enjoy Jennifer Aniston before she was some idiot at Central Perk making the nation dumber one Friends episode at a time. First of all, if you’ve ever seen […]
May as well see the redheaded step child of the franchise, right? This only got a 3.5 on IMDB. Do you realize how bad you have to be to get that low of a rating? I’m in for a treat. I’m realizing that I have too many films at my disposal and on my list […]
With the stench of failure slowly peeling away after finishing the Paranormal Activity films, I decided to go with a 90’s slasher flick that was cheesy as hell, loaded with one of the all time big named casts in the history is horror, it was a perfect time to bring horror back. Scream brought it […]
And just as I thought I was out, I get pulled right back in. OK, I willingly walked into this treat. Let me start off by saying that for the life of me, I DO NOT understand the hate for this movie. I’m sorry, but people need to let shit go when it comes to […]
Could it be? The last legit Halloween movie in the original franchise? Bout fucking time. All these reviews may have made me come off bitter to longer running franchises. Here’s what I have learned though. If the original was so good that you keep coming back no matter how shitty the sequels are, but you […]
OK, so as long as we pretend that Halloween 3 never happened, is not part of the franchise, I bring to you by far the worst installment. What a fucking travesty. Out of the original franchise, this sadly was the first one I saw in the theater with my mom because she liked the original […]