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American Mary (2012)

This was recommended on IMDB from the Maniac page. I had been meaning to watch this. So here goes nothing.

The main character, Mary, she’s easy on the eyes. She needs some cash. She applies for a job at a sleazy club. She’s also going to school for like medical/surgery. While applying for the job, and wearing this sexy outfit, there is an emergency. Long story short, she is asked to help perform emergency surgery on the spot. Well she goes home, and she gets a call from a chick, Beatress, who works at the club, and well she needs surgical assistance. Come to find out that Mary is played by Katharine Isabelle who was Ginger in Ginger Snaps.

I can’t even begin to explain what the first surgery is, BUT we just had our first boob, and, wow, there so much oddity happening. A dancer requested some unique plastic surgery. We see Mary learning her profession in a hospital. She was asked to deliver bad news, but it was beyond tacky. So that was just a little off putting, Beatress tracks down Mary, obviously this is gonna go places. Mary has been invited to some party. An Asian gentleman greets her and is hilarious. This party has a unique vibe, it’s for surgeons. Mary is dressed like she wants to be raped. You dress that whorish, it happens.She is getting drugged at the party via the drinks. This party is a hell of a thing. We have another pair of breasts. One of the surgeons has now brought her to a bed room. Some other guys were just jacking it to the topless passed out bitch. The surgeons are recording all this shit. This party may be better than Keith David’s in Requiem For A Dream. Mary is getting raped. I fucking called that shit, and I am gloating as if my name was Russ Snyder. This movie has been a hell of  a ride so far.

Let’s face it, this has I Spit On Your Grave with surgery. Yup, that’s exactly where this is going. I’m singing Happy Happy Joy Joy in my head. I’m gonna try to cut down on the play by play. We did just have an American Beauty moment and then saw Beatress’ tits and ass. BOOM! And 2 more pairs as 2 women are now on stage together. We are doing just great. I just found out that ABC’s Of Horror 2 comes out tomorrow!!!!!! I am pumped.  And pair of tits #5.  So basically this is I Spit On Your Grave combines with a freaky dash of Nip Tuck. Pair #6, and the nipples were in the shape of a heart. This movie…..it’s got a little Strangeland as well, but way better. We have pair #7, maybe I have seen these before, but it’s tough to tell, so I’m going with #7.

This movie loses some momentum the last third to be honest. I did really like it, but I can’t go above a 6.5, and it may only deserve a 6, so I will go with 6.3.I liked it, and I would recommend it, but it is definitely not for everyone. Check it out, it’s on Netflix.

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T&A Cumulative Count

10 bare breasts

2 bare asses

2 close but no cigar nude scenes

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