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Film Reviews Horror

Scream VI (2023)

I’m just gonna come out and say it. This movie has been hyped more than anticipated. Normally, this would be an issue for me, and I would delay seeing it. But there is an exception to that rule. When I still don’t think the movie will be all that great, I can persevere. Not bringing […]

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Film Reviews Horror

Scream V (2022)

I watched this film. I liked this film. I apparently never wrote a review about this film. Don’t act surprised. First of all, I am not doing this lame-ass shit where we’re calling a film in the middle of a franchise the same name as the original. GO FUCK YOURSELVES people behind naming this shit. […]

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Animation Film Reviews

9 (2009)

I remember the trailer for this film, and I am a sucker for “Welcome Home” by Coheed and Cambria. This had Tim Burton attached to it. This looked like it could be kinda scary, but in a kid-friendly way. Then I looked at the voice actors. There is Elijah Wood (#9), Jennifer Connolley (#7), Crispin […]

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Action Animation Film Reviews

The Transformers: The Movie (1986)

I know that what I’m about to say is gonna get me a lot of flak. I don’t think I have ever seen this movie, and if I did, I don’t remember it. I know some of you are thinking, “Ohhhh, you’d know if you’d seen this”. Maybe, but maybe not. I have avoided reviewing […]

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Action Film Reviews

G. I. Joe The Movie (1987)

As a kid, this had to be one of my most anticipated films. Think about it, like, what the hell else am I gonna get super stoked for? I remember Home Alone got me pumped, Goonies, Ghostbusters, and Gremlins, the Triple G’s as it were. Return of the Jedi was cool, but I was still […]

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Film Reviews Horror

Late Night With The Devil (2024)

I wanted…..nay, I needed to start this year off with a bang. This movie had me hyped from the trailer. Then it got some good reviews. I have seen it once, and I am excited for this to be my second viewing. The main star of the film is David Dastmalchian, who was in Dune, […]

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Film Reviews Horror

Phantasm Ravager (2016)

I’ve only seen this twice.  I remember feeling depressed after seeing it the first time.  This is the finale of the Phantasm franchise.  It is possibly the weirdest of the bunch, in my opinion, which says a lot.  Angus Scrimm, the Tall Man, got to see this shortly before he died.  I don’t have much […]

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Film Reviews Horror

Phantasm IV: Oblivion (1998)

They only waited 4 years for the next in the franchise.  I expect a lower budget and more desolate scenery.  Will Tim return? It sounds like they didn’t have the budget to do the original idea.  Also, there appear to have been at least 4 different ideas for this project, and Bruce Campbell was pitched […]

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Film Reviews Horror

Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994)

6 years later, we get the sequel that Universal didn’t want to bank, but they were okay with distributing it. Without the casting restriction, Coscarelli brought back A. Michael Baldwin, the original Mike, to reprise his role.  According to Reggie, there may have been some disagreements with Coscarelli and Universal which led to this coming […]

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Film Reviews Horror

Phantasm II (1988)

Wow, it took 9 long years before we got the sequel.  I didn’t see these films until my late teens or early 20s. I imagine had I been a fan at the time, waiting 9 years probably seemed like a sequel was never happening.  Back in the pre-internet era, getting updates on films was significantly […]