I only saw Seed Of Chucky once. I don’t remember it at al. I remember thinking that I was let down and lacked interest in seeing the movies that came after this. I hope that I find something good here because I just finished Bride of Chucky and to follow it up with Seed of Chucky makes a lot of sense to me.
They had such a great cast for the previous film. Seed of Chucky has brad Dourif and Jennifer Tilly. Beyond that, have Redman and John Waters. I like John Waters, but my guess is that his role isn’t very prominent. I hope to be wrong. I have nothing left to offer. Fingers crossed. Let’s start Seed of Chucky!
Start Film
Hmmm, this says Universal Studios but it isn’t listed on IMDB. I’m scared and confused. We meet a snotty kid named Claudia and her civilized parents. Claudia was sent some awful looking doll. Dad gets killed. Mom is in the shower. Wow, they showed tits. Now I’m really worried. If the franchise hasn’t shown a pair of tits until part 5, it is lacking confidence. And mom is dead. I don’t know if that was a dream but now the doll wakes up. He is a ventriloquist dummy named Shitface. That may have been a dream in the beginning. The doll wonders what his parents were really like.
There’s a dude dressed as Santa, and his woman named Sheila just broke up with him on Christmas Eve. And there’s a hole in his sack and all the presents came out. There’s Chucky and he distracts while Tiffany attacks from behind and then Chucky stabs him repeatedly. Except that it is on a film set. Hey, the real Jennifer Tilly is on set. Good, the first positive part of this film.
The kid sees Chucky and Tiffany on TV and realizes that he isn’t an orphan. Ohhhh, this looks so bad. The camerawork and cinematography, Ewww. This is gross. So the kid doll escapes and flies to the US to Los Angeles. I have these Blue Diamond Almonds that a Spicy Dill Pickle flavor. Not bad.
Tilly is rehearsing with Redman for his Bible epic film. Redman wants to give the role to that damn Julia Roberts. Tilly is pissed and wants to get more intimate with Redman to get the role.
Glen is the name of the child doll. He finds Chucky and Tiffany and he has the amulet. He reads the words from the amulet and wakes his parents up. Christ, did the makers not know how to do a reasonable sound balance. The stupid shit is too quiet then too loud. The audio is so fucking bad. Chucky and Tiffany just killed one of the puppeteers. Glen or Glenda has no genitals so it has no sex. Till comes it to eat a candy bar that she hid on Chucky earlier. Tiffany is enamored with Tilly.
Tilly finds the decapitated guy and then the news is there. John Waters is there as a reporter. Tilly kisses her limo driver and the dolls get in the limo. Tiffany wants to transfer herself into Tilly and Chucky would be Redman. Tiffany doesn’t want to get pregnant again. Joan is the name of the blond girl that helps Tilly. The limo driver is named Stand. Tiffany wants to stop killing to set a good example to Glen. This is a horror family comedy film, apparently. Joan is mad at Tilly for prostituting herself for the role of the Virgin Mary.
They are going to try to artificially inseminate Tilly. Tiffany shows Chucky her tits. Chucky looks through magazines for inspiration and ends up with Fangoria. And John Waters is at Tilly’s house spying on her. Tiffany just poured a bunch of pills in the bottle. Tilly mentions how she and Gina Gershon are still good friends. I miss the show, Meth and Red. I admit to liking it. Waters is taking pictures outside of Tilly and Red and then of Chucky jacking it. Red grabs Tilly by the back of the head to make her suck him. Tiffany knocks out Red. Now the dolls introduce themselves to Tilly. Hahaha, Tiffany called Tilly fat. The jokes are hit and miss. Tiffany uses the turkey baster on Tilly.
Chucky wants to go hunting with Glen. Glen is operating the gas and brake pedals in Red’s Hummer. I think that was mentioned in Bride of Chucky, about them driving. Anyway, they get passed by Britney. Good stuff. They drive her off the road and the car explodes. Chucky visits John Waters who is developing pictures and learns it is Chucky. John falls and some sulphuric acid falls on him. Chucky is so proud.
Tilly and Red wake up not remembering much from the night before. Tiffany is trying to stop being a murder addict. So Tiffany calls Bailey’s widow to let her know that she was sorry. Tilly reveals that she is pregnant with Red. He says it can’t be his because he got a vasectomy as soon as he got into Hollywood. Red doesn’t want to cast Tilly anymore if she is going to be pregnant. Tiffany is now fighting the urges to not kill Red and calls an addiction hotline. Tiffany just gutted Red from under the table. Tilly tells him to drop dead and she leaves and he drops dead. Glen saw the whole thing.
Haha, Chucky and Tiffany are watching the news. She says that Martha Stewart is getting executed. Funny based on reality and from the previous film. Tilly is very pregnant now. Tilly is on the phone with Joan and then Tiffany joins in. And then Chucky attacks Tilly. Tilly is screaming and Tiffany says that Bound is on. Haha. Glen isn’t sure if they want to be a boy or a girl.
With Red dead, Chucky needs a new body. They get Stan the driver. Stan comes over and gets tied up. Joan visits and Chucky wants to take care of her. All the fights between Tiffany and Chucky are solid. There is a decent aspect of a film here, but there’s a lot of garbage too. Joan finds Tilly and Stan tied up. Chucky is about to kill Joan, and Tiffany kills Joan….nope, that was Glenda that killed Joan. Glenda has blond hair and a white dress. Tiffany isn’t happy with Glenda’s new attitude and slaps Glenda.
Tilly is going to have the baby. This is the real Seed of Chucky. It’s a real-life boy. Why do they have a baby carriage there? Oh, it is twins and now they have a girl too. It’s time to perform the ritual. Glenda has to choose which baby to go in. Chucky is sick of all of the shit and doesn’t want to be a human. He likes the infamy of being a great historic slasher. Tiffany really wants to be Jennifer Tilly. Tiffany decides to leave Chucky. He gets mad and goes to throw his knife but Stan gets free and gets stabbed instead. Then Tiffany throws the knife at Chucky. The cops take Tilly to the hospital but she can’t be with her babies because of her story about killer dolls.
Tiffany drugs Jennifer because she wants her body. Chucky chops through the wall and can’t think of a single thing to say. HA! That was great. Tiffany performs the ritual and gets an axe to her head. Chucky proclaims that nobody leaves him. Okay, is Tiffany really dead? She gave a nice speech at least. Glen is pissed and attacks Chucky. Glen knows some martial arts. Tilly slides Glen the axe. He chops off Chucky’s arms and legs. Chucky is so proud and then gets decapitated. Jennifer tries to console Glen.
Five Years Later
Jennifer’s assistant talks about how Glenda is causing problems and doing horrible things while Glen is a perfect angel. Fulvia is the name of this lady. Haha, Glena looks fantastic. Fulvia wishes to quit. Jennifer gets up and kills her and we focus on Jennifer’s eyes and we know that Tiffany succeeded in transferring to Jennifer’s body, I guess. Jennifer still keeps the Tiffany doll, by the way. Glen likes the picture of Chucky and Glen with John Waters. Glen gets a birthday gift. It doesn’t say who it is from. Inside is Chucky’s arm and Glen pisses himself just like doll Glen did. The arm comes up and grabs Glen.
End Film
The closing credits are playing “One Way Way Or Another”. I like the credits a lot. We get nice video footage of all of the main characters and their deaths if they died.
This film is a mixed bag and I can see why I didn’t like it. But I will say that the things that they did well, they did really well. Once again, a ton of nods to the past and other films and pop culture. Jennifer Tilly fully embraced this and was absolutely fantastic, as was Redman and Hannah Spearitt, who played Joan. I just didn’t like Glen as a character and found him/her to be more annoying than anything. I get why they went this route, it makes sense, but I didn’t care for the execution.
Some of the camerawork was mediocre at best. The sound was fucking terrible. You have Redman involved and your audio is still shitty? The fuck? That really hurt this film for me since it is almost 2:30 AM and I had to watch the film quietly because it kept going loud so frequently and the loudness didn’t amplify the film in any meaningful way.
I’m not sure if I will ever watch this film again, but I am not opposed to it. Jennifer Tilly is worth watching. The arguments between Chucky and Tiffany are worth watching. The kills are sometimes fun, no doubt.
Rating: 5.0 – This would be closer to a 6 with better sound. That’s how annoying the sound was.
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