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Storm of the Century (1999)

“Born in Sin, come on it. Born in Lust, turn to dust.” – Andre Linoge This character never gets enough credit for being one of King’s best character creations. He’s an awesome bad ass with a cane that I can never find to buy online. Seriously, find me that cane and I will buy it. […]

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Mirrors (2008)

Not Stephen King, I needed a break. I took a break with Mirrors. Is that gonna result in 7 years bad luck? I’m sorry for that lame joke…or am I? This movie stars Keiffer Sutherland and Amy Smart and is surprisingly fun, mindless schlock that entertained me during the duration of the movie. Not award […]

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Needful Things (1993)

Now here’s a movie that I really genuinely enjoy. IMDB gives it a 6.0. IMDB can eat a big fat dick. This movie has a fun cast with Ed Harris who I am always a fan of, Amanda Plummer of Pulp Fiction fame as Yolanda/Hunny Bunny, Ray McKinnon who has been on Sons of Anarchy […]

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Thinner (1996)

Thinner is this fun little movie that came out in the mid 90’s, and wasn’t hated, but not critically acclaimed by no means. The plot is that a fat dude was getting a BJ by his attractive wife while he was driving and he hits a gypsy person, so the gypsy curses this fat lawyer […]

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Silver Bullet (1985)

I am sooo fucking far behind on these blogs. I am currently watching movie #24. So I am gonna make some of these quicker so i can get caught up and try to do more of these blogs as the movie actually being viewed. This is actually a quick movie to go over because the […]

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Dolores Claiborne (1995)

I’ll stir the pot right off the bat. I personally think Kathy Bates gave a better performance in this movie than she did in Misery. There I said it. Yeah, the role is not as memorable, but her acting skills were better here. The cast for this particular film is very stellar. Jennifer Jason Leigh […]

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Dreamcatcher (2003)

For those of you who used to read my old blog, which is most likely none of you, maybe Jay, or Russ, or Bitty, but everybody else probably doesn’t know how much I used to dislike this movie. Then I read people commenting saying to watch it a few times, that it grows on you. […]

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Creepshow (1982)

This is an extra Stephen King movie not intended but since I watched the sequel last month with a friend, why not watch the shitty original? Yes, it is shitty, but it’s so shitty that it is entertaining if that makes sense. Of course it makes sense, you are reading a blog about horror movies […]

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The Crazies (2010)

If you don’t like this movie, I get it, i really really do. But to me, it’s the mid-tier inoffensive horror movie that if you go along for the ride, you can be entertained. Of course, that’s all horror, but some pretentious fucks will try to tell you why Psycho, The Exorcist, and Rosemary’s Baby […]

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Firestarter (1984)

Now we are back in business! This movie still holds up really well. It holds up pretty damn well with the book in my opinion, as well as a movie can hold up. This is probably Drew Barrymore’s biggest acting gig up to the point. Yeah, she had done Altered States and E.T. which was […]