9 Deuce
One blog away from me going off on a mother fucking tangent. But let’s give this movie its fair and due diligence. By today’s standards, most people aren’t gonna find it that good I’m afraid. Hell the remake was a valiant effort I must admit with Ryan Reynolds. Here’s the reason I write about this […]
Nope, this is not a joke. I watched the fuckin Notebook. I figured, somebody will see this and giggle and read this expecting me to utterly rip this movie apart. But I am not gonna do that. Here’s what i discovered. This was a good movie. Not just a good chick flick, this was actually […]
It is hip to be square. Even if you don’t like that song, you will by the end of this movie, ya know, providing you have a soul and all. I have been recently accused of not having one. I’ll go all Christian Bale on their asses if they don’t calm the fuck down though. […]
If you read about Misery, this happened in the same night, so the 2 ladies watched along with me. I was nervous as I have highly recommended this movie to numerous people, but everybody has different tastes, blah blah blah. Speaking of different tastes, when did Chex Mix change the flavor for the Bold party […]
That about describes my mindset at this very fucking moment. I am just a miserable bastard, and although I took my happy pills, really thinking about having some happy drink to go with it. Amazing how fast one’s personal life, professional life can all just go to shit. And you work hard towards that light […]
Yeah, I got lazy here. Long story short, by the time we realized we were watching the second half first, I knew that 2 things were happening. 1. We wasn’t gonna stop it immediately go back and then pick up where we left off. 2. I wasn’t gonna go back to watch the first half […]
Maybe I am too old school, but I have seen this movie 3 times, and it isn’t a bad movie, it has some good scenes, but it is a one trick pony. I won’t reveal that one trick, which makes this a next to impossible review. Ok I am gonna say the acting was fine […]
Wait, I thought I just reviewed the worst rated movie on my list. Hahaha, nope. This fucking movie. In theory, I should love it. a bunch of cave dwelling troglodyte monsters kill a bunch of dumb bitches. And THAT part is great!!! The problem is the journey. How much awful time is wasted in the […]
Back to back movies that really make me happy which aren’t tremendously revered by the general population. This movie has a great cast and that keeps the movie constantly going in a good direction. Now granted, the plot is sometimes lame as hell, or slow, but just focus on the awesome amount of great actors […]
Back to classic 80’s Stephen King. Another anthology type movie with 3 stories. If you have no sense of humor, don’t even bother with this one. The first story is about James Wood’s agreeing to stop smoking with the help of this agency who go to extreme lengths to ensure he quite. It’s a fun […]