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The Woman (2011)

Rest assured, Paranormal Activity 5 is coming along later today. But I am waiting. In the meantime, I bring to you, The Woman. I really enjoyed this movie when I first saw it. I came across it after watching a film called The Exam on Netflix. I may have also seen this on Netflix first, […]

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Marebito (2004)

I found a list of Asian horror films from this decade.  This one struck me as possibly being pretty fucked up. So here’s the description that made me interested. If it doesn’t intrigue you, it’s probably not for you. I have read that the slight majority found this to boring or too slow paced, BUT […]

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Paranormal Activity 4 (2012)

Finally….we’ve reached the end of this awful franchise. I can’t wait to be done. We see events from the end of part 2 in the beginning with Katie and Hunter. Now we are in Nevada, no longer in Carlsbad, CA. So we have a new family. A mom (Holly), dad (Doug), teenage blond (Alex), and […]

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Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)

This is the best of the 3 movies so far, I can’t vouch for 4 as I haven’t seen it. I thought the pacing and story was infinitely improved. This could actually come close to passing as a horror film. Let’s see how much of this I come to regret saying. This movie is good […]

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Paranormal Activity 2 (2010)

This will be a long ass day. I got some orange juice now, my stomach feels awful. I’m yawning, and I gotta watch more of this crap. Oh yay! So the first screen says “Paramount Pictures would like to thank the families of the deceased and the Carlsbad plice department.” Seriously? This time they are […]

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Paranormal Activity (2007)

You know what’s great about Paranormal Activity? Usually I would laugh and say nothing, but that’s not true at all. The beauty is that you can technically see all the film in less than 15 minutes. Seriously, these movies are complete garbage juice and actually only get interesting later on in the franchise when they […]

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Frontier(s) (2007)

This has been on my too watch list for approximately 5 years now. Sometimes, I just get a little forgetful. This is supposed to be pretty extreme. To quote IMDB “Rated NC-17 for extreme sadistic graphic violence and gore”. There’s that at least. It’s another foreign film, I think it’s French. I don’t know about […]

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Asylum Blackout (2011)

This is another movie I had recommended to me via IMDB. The short synopsis from there read “A group of cooks at an asylum for the criminally insane get locked in with the inmates during a massive thunderstorm.” I’m sold. We are a third the way through, and I haven’t made a single comment. I’ll […]

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The Inflicted (2012)

OK, now that I have relaxed after that nightmarish movie, we’re back in the saddle again. I had this recommended on IMDB, so let’s see what we have. The very first scene takes place in 1992. So far, so good. There are a ton of spoilers, I can’t help it, this movie amused me too […]

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ReGOREgitated Sacrifice

So in a rare case, meaning I have never done this before, I have decided to not do a full on review for this film. I did for awhile, I saved it, but I will not be posting it. If you really want it, message me. I am not posting a review because this movie […]