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Halloween Resurrection (2002)

Talk about a shitty movie that has way too many fond memories. This movie isn’t garbage juice, but it’s not great by no means. Still, I rank it with 2 & 4 as my favorite original Halloween flicks. This reheated pizza sucks by the way. I think this is why toppings are so clutch. Think […]

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The Devil’s Rejects (2005)

This movie is almost universally hailed as a better and more likeable film than it’s predecessor, House of 1,000 Corpses. I’m hard pressed to argue it as this is a fucking great movie. It’s a movie that sucks you in. Even if it is background noise, I defy you to not find yourself gawking at […]

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SAW 3D: The Final Chapter

I saw this in the theater, the only Saw I saw in the theater, and it was in 3D. This didn’t help things at all sadly. Whatever grudges you may have had with the franchise, this one was gonna make them stick out even worse. Now I want to say, I liked this movie. From […]

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SAW VI (2009)

This is when most people I feel lost interest in the franchise based on numerous conversations I have had with people. And I get it. I truly get it. They get sloppy at this point. People may have started to bored of Hoffman’s antics. Some of the scenarios are just silly. I won’t say those […]

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SAW V (2008)

At this point in the franchise, I have to wonder, did they have an end game in mind, or were they gonna keep popping out movies until they ran out of ideas, or until the fans had had enough. This one gets a little silly, but it will get worse later. The first major downfall […]

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SAW IV (2007)

This one tries to tie up some loose ends and connect it to part 3, but it wasn’t as successful in my opinion. We are introduced to Jill Tuck, who is Jigsaw’s woman. She’s getting interviewed regarding Jigsaw. We see in flashbacks how she lost her baby to a drug crazed fool. Jigsaw got his […]

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Halloween (1978)

I want to start off by saying I am not a huge fan of this movie compared to most everybody else’s. I am not disputing it’s importance in history. I’m not suggesting it is a bad movie. My mom was legitimately excited to show this to me once she figured out I liked these crazy […]

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Cube Zero (2004)

So Bitty left because she was responsible enough to realize she needed to get sleep as she worked early. Well so did Russ, but the lure of the cube kept him here. He really wanted answers. He got some answers, but at what cost? Well the cost of about 3-5 brand new unanswered questions that […]

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Cube (1977)

So we had an interruption in our SAW marathon due to things beyond my complete control. I had the pleasure of watching this with Bitty and Russ. We may have talked too much during this, but it was a fantastic movie from the late 90’s. It is Sci Fi / Horror I guess. Not sure […]

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Saw III (2006)

This one goes in a different direct, but one that kinda sets the pace for this along with parts 4 and 5, I mean IV and V. Fucking Romans and their special lettered numerals. This movie is about 2 things. One guy’s search for forgiveness and retribution over a car accident that killed his son. […]