9 Deuce
You may start hating me. Here’s the second straight movie that is widely considered good that I am gonna disagree with the general consensus. Please here me out. This movie needs to be watched without distraction, and I may have picked a bad time. This being my third or fourth attempt, I fear it is […]
As most of you may know, I think Johnny Depp is one of the most overrated actors ever. That is not to say he is awful like Hilary Swank or Ben Affleck,. It’s just that from his illustrious body of work, not many stand out to me. He was in the first Nightmare on Elm […]
You know how you get on Netflix, and you aren’t sure what you want, so you decide to go for something you have never heard of, but you want to avoid the movies with a rating under 2 stars, and you start to realize that damn near all of them have 2 stars or less, […]
Joy Ride….take it easy. I always wanna hear Foghat while watching this movie. I’m not sure if this is classified as horror to be honest, but it has enough elements in my opinion to warrant the classification, so choke on that slapnuts. This won’t be a terribly long post. Joy Ride stars 4 people technically. […]
Back from that awful last movie, I give to you a movie that most kid’s my age considered absolutely terrifying back in the day. Pet Semetary is dated, but it offers so much. In no way will this blog do this movie justice. Let’s go with the plot, and spoilers are abundant here, so skip […]
If you like Cujo or have fond memories of this movie, I would suggest just skipping this post, it’s not for you. With that out of the way, I fucking hate this movie. As a kid, I never saw the whole thing, just like the last 30 minutes and honestly, as a 30 minute film, […]
One blog away from me going off on a mother fucking tangent. But let’s give this movie its fair and due diligence. By today’s standards, most people aren’t gonna find it that good I’m afraid. Hell the remake was a valiant effort I must admit with Ryan Reynolds. Here’s the reason I write about this […]
Nope, this is not a joke. I watched the fuckin Notebook. I figured, somebody will see this and giggle and read this expecting me to utterly rip this movie apart. But I am not gonna do that. Here’s what i discovered. This was a good movie. Not just a good chick flick, this was actually […]
It is hip to be square. Even if you don’t like that song, you will by the end of this movie, ya know, providing you have a soul and all. I have been recently accused of not having one. I’ll go all Christian Bale on their asses if they don’t calm the fuck down though. […]
If you read about Misery, this happened in the same night, so the 2 ladies watched along with me. I was nervous as I have highly recommended this movie to numerous people, but everybody has different tastes, blah blah blah. Speaking of different tastes, when did Chex Mix change the flavor for the Bold party […]