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House Of Wax (2005)

Guilty pleasure film alert.  This film took a lot of shit from critics and moviegoers alike.  Yes, Paris Hilton is in it.  Like that fucking ruins a film.  She’s attractive, try telling me that you wouldn’t hit that and I would call you a liar.  Secondly, she’s not the star, and plenty of less talented […]

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Love Actually (2003)

This has a great cast.  But a lot of these films do and they still suck.  So I am reserving my judgement, but right away, before the credits, fuck Hugh Grant.  Let’s check it out. Oh for fuck’s sake, you really have to mention 9/11 within a minute?  OK, they are singing “Love is All […]