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Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland (1989)

Sadly The Who’s song has no place in this fabulous movie. This movie is not good. It is so bad though, it is fabulous. Everything you have loved in 80’s camp slashers end up here. By this point, you should know who the killer is. If not, stop reading this blog if you care. Eh, […]

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Halloween Night (2006)

Now we have a contender was best under the radar movie on Netflix for this year for me. Yes, I’m pretty excited. This movie is simple. A maniac escapes the asylum and comes back to the house where he witnessed his mom get raped and murdered. That same house is where there is gonna be […]

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Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988)

This is one of my all time favorite slasher films. Go and see out part 1, 2, & 3. As a matter of fact, 2 & 3 are on Netflix, so you only need seek out the first one. Now I watched them way out of order, I did 2, 3, 1, and then Return […]

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The Purge (2013)

I was so pumped when I saw the trailer for this movie. What a great little idea. One night a year for 12 hours, people can do whatever the fuck they want, kill people, what ever, sheer anarchy. It stars Ethan Hawke and the chick from Game of thrones that has the dragons.  I’m sold. […]

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Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)

My mom took me and my buddy Alan to see this in the theater, and this movie was in 3D. Yup, I was sold. This movie gets a ton of shit. Some, if not most of it, is entirely warranted. So let’s tackle the negatives first. Freddy is in cheesy one liner mode at this […]

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A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)

Not a live running blog, trying to give y’all a break. Starts right off with an amazing song, Nightmare, by Tuesday Knight, yes that’s her real name, and she replaces Patricia Arquette as Kristin. Really, this song kicks ass. The soundtrack is super expensive sadly. Kristin is in a nightmare, pulls Joey and Kinkaid in. […]

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The Ruins (2008)

This movie starts off with a bitch yelling help me. Then The Ruins. OK, so now we get to the plot really fast, 4 college age kids are vacationing in Mexico. Is it 4? I can’t tell. It’s 4 plus Mathias, who is some dude who wants to hang out with these fuck heads. We […]

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The Ring (2002)

I am doing this blog live stream of thought goodness. This may be weird, I have had a long hard emotionally draining day. So without further adieu, I bring to you what I consider one of the 3 scariest movies ever!!! SO we start off with these 2 strumpets, teens I guess. I wouldn’t fuck […]

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See No Evil (2006)

Talk about a movie that sadly hasn’t aged all that well. Granted, I was gonna end up liking this more than I should have thanks to Kane’s involvement, but man this wasn’t a good cliche ridden movie. It wasn’t garbage juice, it was somewhere in between. Some young adults who were locked up in county […]

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Frailty (2001)

Why doesn’t this movie get more props? I do not fucking get it. This movie has a great cast, a pretty good story, and pretty much never gets too dull. Bill Paxton stars and directs this wonderful film. He plays the dad. Then there is present day Matthew McConaughey who goes to Powers Booth about […]