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Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)

OK, so as long as we pretend that Halloween 3 never happened, is not part of the franchise, I bring to you by far the worst installment. What a fucking travesty. Out of the original franchise, this sadly was the first one I saw in the theater with my mom because she liked the original […]

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Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)

Back to the Halloween franchise…..sigh. Fortunately, this is one of, if not the best of the original franchise, not including Rob Zombie’s work. Here’s the problem, this also starts what is sometimes called the “Thorn trilogy” which I didn’t know was a thing until researching how the hell they explain H2O. I’ll get to that […]

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Halloween Resurrection (2002)

Talk about a shitty movie that has way too many fond memories. This movie isn’t garbage juice, but it’s not great by no means. Still, I rank it with 2 & 4 as my favorite original Halloween flicks. This reheated pizza sucks by the way. I think this is why toppings are so clutch. Think […]

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SAW 3D: The Final Chapter

I saw this in the theater, the only Saw I saw in the theater, and it was in 3D. This didn’t help things at all sadly. Whatever grudges you may have had with the franchise, this one was gonna make them stick out even worse. Now I want to say, I liked this movie. From […]

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SAW V (2008)

At this point in the franchise, I have to wonder, did they have an end game in mind, or were they gonna keep popping out movies until they ran out of ideas, or until the fans had had enough. This one gets a little silly, but it will get worse later. The first major downfall […]

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SAW IV (2007)

This one tries to tie up some loose ends and connect it to part 3, but it wasn’t as successful in my opinion. We are introduced to Jill Tuck, who is Jigsaw’s woman. She’s getting interviewed regarding Jigsaw. We see in flashbacks how she lost her baby to a drug crazed fool. Jigsaw got his […]

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Halloween (1978)

I want to start off by saying I am not a huge fan of this movie compared to most everybody else’s. I am not disputing it’s importance in history. I’m not suggesting it is a bad movie. My mom was legitimately excited to show this to me once she figured out I liked these crazy […]

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Cube (1977)

So we had an interruption in our SAW marathon due to things beyond my complete control. I had the pleasure of watching this with Bitty and Russ. We may have talked too much during this, but it was a fantastic movie from the late 90’s. It is Sci Fi / Horror I guess. Not sure […]

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Saw III (2006)

This one goes in a different direct, but one that kinda sets the pace for this along with parts 4 and 5, I mean IV and V. Fucking Romans and their special lettered numerals. This movie is about 2 things. One guy’s search for forgiveness and retribution over a car accident that killed his son. […]

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Sleepaway Camp (1983)

OK, here we are at one of the bigger twists in horror history. How does one properly tackle this movie? I guess with tons and tons of spoiler comments. So let me handle the broad stuff first. This movie came out in 1983. It is a summer camp slasher type flick, but nobody knows who […]