9 Deuce
The sequel to Pumpkinhead is definitely odd. Is this even a real sequel? It feels like they drastically changed the mythology in this one. This also got a video game release on the PC on DOS, as a first-person shooter. Well, I’ll be damned! As I said, this doesn’t seem to have anything to do […]
This is one of those classic 80’s horror films that I never got around to seeing for some reason or another. It has Lance Henriksen, so I was ready to be pleased. The plot to this is that Ed Harley (Lance) has a son named Billy. They have this tiny general store, and their faithful […]
I went in this expecting an absolutely terrible film for me to rip apart. I really like Alycia Debnam-Carey though and wanted to give her a chance. I hate social media, and you know that you’re dealing with dumbass college kids whose lives revolve around it. This wasn’t great, but it wasn’t terrible either. Let’s […]
Splatter is a 29-minute short film on NetFlix. On IMDB they treat it like it was a tv series, but this felt like a standalone short. After some research, I found this on Wikipedia and it helps explain the final product a bit better. Not so much in the form of spoilers, but production and […]
Maybe the world wasn’t begging for a horror film starring Dolph Lundgren, but perhaps it should have been. I found this little treat on NetFlix. If you don’t take things too seriously, I’m talking to you overly serious, pretentious film critic, there’s a lot of fun to be had here. Along with Dolph, there is […]
I have Screambox and Shudder, and most years I don’t make great use out of these services, so I searched for something different and came across this little gem. This is a simple story of Ollie and Blair who are professional burglars, and early on, Ollie gets caught, so Blair bails him out. She had […]
So far, I loved the first Cabin Fever but really disliked the second one. I didn’t know what to expect with this one. The first 10-15 minutes is not the high point. I just encourage you to pay attention, make it through, and it gets much better. We have 2 main stories that inevitably converge. […]
I wish they hadn’t called this what they did. The connection to Connecticut is practically non-existent. I don’t even know of any connection to Connecticut. Still, this isn’t bad. We have the Wyrick family who moved to a nice home that used to be owned by a stationmaster of the Underground Railroad. What that means […]
I remember going to the theater to see this particular film. I’m pretty sure I went with Kristin, and that is important because although she was a shitty girlfriend, almost every movie I saw with her in the theater was good, surprisingly. I know that there is controversy about the whole “based on a true story” […]
I thought that this was going to be a really good film. I like Steven Soderbergh. I like a few members of the cast. The story intrigued me most. Was she going to be crazy or was she going to be right? That’s the question in your mind as you start this film. Here’s the […]