The outfits are fan-fucking-tastic. A denim jumper for instance. Yeah. 2 of the girls are….well, they need to show their tits if they want to steal attention from the other 3. The chick who looks like old school Kelly Bundy with only 80% of her sex appeal is named Jessie. Linda is an attractive chick, even by today’s standards. I really am hoping for a wardrobe malfunction from her. We think Janey is the black-haired girl, she needs to compensate. Suzanne is attractive in an orange top, but her hair…yikes. She has done some softcore porn work at least. May look her up later. Oh, and there is Kim, the one in the denim jumper. I am predicting Suzanne and Jessie show their goods, but hoping for Linda.
We get a flashback to the original movie. Hooray for continuity. The guy telling them is the neighbor. I never realized how much penis symbolism there was in the first one. Lots of shots between the dude’s legs with the drill dangling. There are 2 officers or detectives, whatever. A dude and a woman. Their acting….holy shit, I think I’ve acted better and I’m a talentless hack.
OK, Suzanne is 100% nude showing us damn near everything. Her tits are mildly fake. Oh and there’s Jessie’s tits. I do enjoy being right. More Suzanne’s tits. Oh, there’s Janey’s tits. She has some odd titties. Linda just gave us a show. This movie has just gotten fantastic. Denim jumper is the only one not giving the fans what they want. This movie is doing a lot of good things. Oh, they are using an ouija board, and it is 100% cereal. It spelled out Colin, but the dumb one said colon. It was saying other stuff, and the pointer just jumped up and flew in the fireplace. “It must have been lighting that hit the house causing an electric charge.” That was per Janey. She can die right now.
Suzanne is giving Janey a sensual shoulder rub. Janey is dead. Just spent the past 2 minutes critiquing Janey’s hair. Because I’m bald, I’m allowed to do that. Suzanne is in a thong pair of panties, but there is soooo much material in the front, and they are so high up. Total turn off. I am a panty man, as in I know what looks good and what doesn’t. This does not. OK, I’m more an ass man, but that leads to lots of panties. I know at least 2 of you have now closed your browser and are creeped out. I’m having a legit conversation right now about why one ass looks better than the other. 80’s white girls didn’t know how to make that ass pop, how to truly make a man’s pants tighten.
Suzanne just stepped onto a bear trap. All she does is scream, but nobody came, and then she died. Wait, there’s a scene at a strip club, no nudity though. Oh no, not the 2 detectives all that well. Wait, there’s some titties, oh they are very nice. She isn’t attractive, but oh well. The horny pervs at the club are real characters. This scene is stealing the show. Oh boy, the next stripper is called Sintera McVixen. She is lovely, smaller titties, but she is has a very outgoing personality. The detectives are questioning this one chick. She and her sister are supposedly tied to the first movie. Here’s the problem, both names, Candace and Pam are not character names from the first one. So far, 6 boobs, this is right up there with ReGOREgitated.
The 3 remaining girls investigate the basement. Blood starts dripping on her, and this is fantastic, she continues screaming having blood drip on her face. Fantastic. These girls are still running around in nighties/teddies. I want to make a remake of this film. Well, a take-off from it. Like part 3, with no continuity whatsoever. If you are female and reading this and want to make a movie, let me know. Seriously, talk to me, I really wanna make a slasher flick.
We are wondering why pink girl ain’t showed her boobs yet. Also, now 2 of the 3 girls are dry, clothes, hair, body all dry. Linda, the hot one, well her top is still very see-through. I’m not saddened by this. Oh, and they are all brandishing really big plastic, and I mean obviously plastic knives. We are led to believe that pink is now dead. 6 for 7 is a helluva ratio. Everybody won. Uh oh, is my girl Linda next? I hope not.
Linda just stabbed the next-door neighbor. We don’t know if he’s the killer though. We think he is not. The killer has a hook. This guy was slow and portly. She has stabbed him repeatedly and now choked him with a chain. Wow, this movie has no costume continuity standards. I mean this is worse than my first indie film with Jay. Some blonde girl in a tub of blood just like appeared, and we saw her boobs. We’re up to 7!!!!
The funny thing I am realizing, I am almost positive that 80% of my readers are actually female, yet I go into great detail about tits and asses. That strategy definitely seems flawed. Or is it?
Holy fuck, the killer…..wow!
The killer is the Kelly Bundy looking chick being possessed by the soul of whomever they contacted with the Ouija Board earlier. Yup, this movie is great. Why is she dressed? That’s a downer. Well, Jessica has disappeared again, the killer. What the fudge? How is fat dude still alive? He’s been taken out 3 times!!! Jessie is dead, I think. Linda lived!! Fat guy is alive. What in the fuck just happened? The fat guy just survived getting shot a few times and he still lives. The last 10 minutes was an utter clusterfuck of confusion and improbability.
Overall, the over the top amount of nudity has to count for something. Add to that some fun slasher stuff. Unfortunately, the last 10 minutes happened. I am going with a 6.0 because of those last 10 minutes, it threw me way off. I would recommend this to fans of girls from the 80’s getting topless and wearing 80’s lingerie throughout the whole film, and those who love slashers.
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