9 Deuce
Back to the Halloween franchise…..sigh. Fortunately, this is one of, if not the best of the original franchise, not including Rob Zombie’s work. Here’s the problem, this also starts what is sometimes called the “Thorn trilogy” which I didn’t know was a thing until researching how the hell they explain H2O. I’ll get to that […]
Talk about a shitty movie that has way too many fond memories. This movie isn’t garbage juice, but it’s not great by no means. Still, I rank it with 2 & 4 as my favorite original Halloween flicks. This reheated pizza sucks by the way. I think this is why toppings are so clutch. Think […]
I want to start off by saying I am not a huge fan of this movie compared to most everybody else’s. I am not disputing it’s importance in history. I’m not suggesting it is a bad movie. My mom was legitimately excited to show this to me once she figured out I liked these crazy […]
OK, here we are at one of the bigger twists in horror history. How does one properly tackle this movie? I guess with tons and tons of spoiler comments. So let me handle the broad stuff first. This movie came out in 1983. It is a summer camp slasher type flick, but nobody knows who […]
Sadly The Who’s song has no place in this fabulous movie. This movie is not good. It is so bad though, it is fabulous. Everything you have loved in 80’s camp slashers end up here. By this point, you should know who the killer is. If not, stop reading this blog if you care. Eh, […]
Now we have a contender was best under the radar movie on Netflix for this year for me. Yes, I’m pretty excited. This movie is simple. A maniac escapes the asylum and comes back to the house where he witnessed his mom get raped and murdered. That same house is where there is gonna be […]
This is one of my all time favorite slasher films. Go and see out part 1, 2, & 3. As a matter of fact, 2 & 3 are on Netflix, so you only need seek out the first one. Now I watched them way out of order, I did 2, 3, 1, and then Return […]
My mom took me and my buddy Alan to see this in the theater, and this movie was in 3D. Yup, I was sold. This movie gets a ton of shit. Some, if not most of it, is entirely warranted. So let’s tackle the negatives first. Freddy is in cheesy one liner mode at this […]
I had a horrible nightmare a few hours ago, so I guess it is that time. This is my all time favorite horror franchise. Freddy is my all time favorite horror icon. As you will see, I am by and large, a fan of the franchise. How awesome is the opening scene of Tina in […]
Talk about a movie that sadly hasn’t aged all that well. Granted, I was gonna end up liking this more than I should have thanks to Kane’s involvement, but man this wasn’t a good cliche ridden movie. It wasn’t garbage juice, it was somewhere in between. Some young adults who were locked up in county […]