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Film Reviews Horror

Candyman (1992)

Scariest movie ever? Mayhaps. Lots of bees while Tony Todd talks all scary. Now we get a scary story being retold. This bitch is with Billy, her not boyfriend. Her shirt is already off. She tells him about saying Candyman 5 times, so he says it 4 times while groping her titties. She tells him […]

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Film Reviews Horror

The Haunting in Connecticut (2009)

I remember going to the theater to see this particular film.  I’m pretty sure I went with Kristin, and that is important because although she was a shitty girlfriend, almost every movie I saw with her in the theater was good, surprisingly. I know that there is controversy about the whole “based on a true story” […]