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Annabelle (2014)

OK, this was not well regarded compared to the first film, The Conjuring. Oh well. So we are back to the first 3 from The Conjuring. They are talking about the doll, and how they like to help people because they are nurses. I think this is the story of how the got the doll. […]

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Starry Eyes (2014)

This has been on my list since the summer, and it has come up as a recommendation on a lot of things I watch,  so here we go. We have a girl named Sarah who works at some places that are like Hooters, called Teter Tots. but sells potato related stuff. She is also an […]

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Excision (2012)

First of all, don’t blame me if this isn’t very horror like, but IMDB has it as Drama Horror. It has a great cast including Malcolm McDowell, Ariel WInter (Modern family), John Waters, Marlee Matlin, Jeremy Sumpter (Frailty), and Ray Wise (XMen First Class). You can’t blame me for hoping that it’s good. We start […]

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Pernicious (2014)

This movies sounds silly but has decent reviews, so giving it a shot. It is only 92 minutes long. We start off in Thailand, 2 people are tied up, the dude is killed, and the girl is about to be. And roll the credits. So these 3 scantily glad bitches who are on an adventure […]

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The Taking Of Deborah Logan (2014)

Here’s another NetFlix gem….hopefully. This is found footage/documentary style. Sara is Deb’s daughter, and Deb has Alzheimer’s. Deb is having second thoughts about being a subject of this  Sarah tries talking her out of it. The family is broke and they really need the money to keep the house. A week later, they are welcome […]

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Mockingbird (2014)

This is on NetFlix, it piqued my interest, and I like clowns. Soooo there. 1995 We hear somebody screaming that they did what “they” wanted, and it was a kid in the bathroom, and then he gets shot in the dome. OK, cool. The Family A guy found a video camera on the doorsteps, and […]

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Suspiria (1977)

I am afraid of being let down by a film that has been hyped my whole life. How does a film live up to that hype? It rarely does. I am trying to be open-minded here. If I don’t like it, it’s not because I have any idea of what to expect. I just know […]

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Almost Mercy (2015)

This has Bill Moseley, Kane Hodder, and ECW original, Tommy Dream. Yup, I had to. This takes place in a small factory town in Rhode Island. This is a story about a boy (Jackson) and a girl (Emily) who became close friends. One of the asshole kids, there’s 3, father caught his wife cheating on […]

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Black Christmas (1974)

This has long been on my to-watch list, so let’s do this thang. This has Margot Kidder (Superman, Amityville Horror) as well as John Saxson (Nancy’s dad in Nightmare on Elm Street 1, 3, and New Nightmare). Well, now I am pumped. Uh oh, somebody left the front door open. Those bastards. The fro’s!!!!! Awesome. […]

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Tusk (2014)

Well, I have had this recommended to me for months now by Cece, sooo, let’s see where this takes me.  It has a solid cast with Justin Long, Johnny Depp, Michael Parks, and fucking Haley Joel Osment. Sigh. I’m already bummed out. Wallace (Long) and Teddy (Osment) are doing a podcast about a viral video […]