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Freddy vs. Jason 2003

Many years ago, when I started doing these reviews, I always wanted to get to this film. But I put it off and put it off. I think it has been 8 years. I did all of the Nightmare of Elm Street films, but then I decided that I wanted to do all of the […]

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Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday (1993)

After Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan underperformed so badly, Paramount was like, fuck this noise and sold the character of Jason to New Line Cinema, better known as the house that Freddy built. Keep in mind, I said character, not franchise. This is why Friday the 13th isn’t included in any of […]

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Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)

I can tell you that it is nice that there isn’t a lot of things to complain about or make fun of from behind the scenes. There are some fun things that I did learn. This is where Paramount Pictures wanted to work with New Line Cinema to put together a Freddy Vs Jason film. […]

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Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985)

I know that I said that that part 4 had an interesting history. This one is a bit interesting as well. I’m just simply copying what I found at Wikipedia (right here)because this is good shit. “Friday the 13th: A New Beginning was cast under a fake title, Repetition, and many of the actors in the film […]

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Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

This film has quite an interesting history. From what I can gather, it sounds like they only wanted to do 3 films. But Part 3 didn’t have the right sound of closure. The producer was sick of horror, specifically slashers, so he pushed for this to be the end of it, despite them making a […]

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Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982)

I feel like this is one of the Friday the 13th films that I don’t usually watch. Hopefully, my memory is incorrect and I have a great time. I know that this was originally in 3D. Some horror films are made so much worse due to this terrible gimmick. Really, they start right off with […]

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Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)

While the original Friday the 13th started it all, this is the first film in which Jason is the killer, and obviously he is synonymous with the franchise. Adrienne King (Alice) and Betsy Palmer (Mrs. Voorhees) return in this film in varying capacities, given that Mrs. Voorhees was decapitated. Get ready for a very clumsy […]

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Friday the 13th (1980)

Before I go down the Friday the 13th rabbit hole, I just want to say that I am pissed off at the lawsuit with Victor Miller and Sean S. Cunningham. I see both sides of this. I think that Victor should have been given a small percentage. But it should be kept small. He wasn’t […]

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Almost Mercy (2015)

This has Bill Moseley, Kane Hodder, and ECW original, Tommy Dream. Yup, I had to. This takes place in a small factory town in Rhode Island. This is a story about a boy (Jackson) and a girl (Emily) who became close friends. One of the asshole kids, there’s 3, father caught his wife cheating on […]

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Hatchet (2006)

A good old fashioned slasher! That’s I ever wanted. We get Kane Hodder, Tony Todd, and the great Robert Englund. Yes, I’m happy. Robert Englund and his boy are on a boat and looking for a 12 footer. I will assume a gator. Their names are Sampson and Ainsley. Ainsley is trying to piss and […]