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The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)

This film has a small cast mainly featuring the father and son duo of Brian Cox and Emile Hirsch. Then there is Jane Doe, played by the beautiful Olwen Catherine Kelly. Everybody else has relatively small parts. This is a very simple premise. They do so much with it though. It’s currently on NetFlix, as […]

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13 Sins (2014)

I think I saw this last year. I think I liked it. Let’s see how bad my memory is. We start off at this gala of sorts and a lady says that night’s honored guest is Prof. Solomon. So he gets a nice applause. He reads some poetry that is quite foul, lots of shit […]

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The Damned (2013)

This is about a flash flood, and a family finding shelter, but they disobey the owner’s orders. OK, sounds cheesy enough. I have to note, halfway through this, I had a bloody nose, so I wasn’t keeping up so well typing with one hand, but I was a hardcore trooper. I did it For The […]

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The Mirror (2014)

This has a shitty rating on NetFlix and IMDB. Needless to say, I’m excited. Please be better than Ouija. Oh dammit, it’s a fucking found footage video. I’m already annoyed. Every once in awhile I can be pleasantly surprised. They are British, so I have to put up with the accent. Oh well.  We have […]

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Annabelle (2014)

OK, this was not well regarded compared to the first film, The Conjuring. Oh well. So we are back to the first 3 from The Conjuring. They are talking about the doll, and how they like to help people because they are nurses. I think this is the story of how the got the doll. […]

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Starry Eyes (2014)

This has been on my list since the summer, and it has come up as a recommendation on a lot of things I watch,  so here we go. We have a girl named Sarah who works at some places that are like Hooters, called Teter Tots. but sells potato related stuff. She is also an […]

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Excision (2012)

First of all, don’t blame me if this isn’t very horror like, but IMDB has it as Drama Horror. It has a great cast including Malcolm McDowell, Ariel WInter (Modern family), John Waters, Marlee Matlin, Jeremy Sumpter (Frailty), and Ray Wise (XMen First Class). You can’t blame me for hoping that it’s good. We start […]

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Pernicious (2014)

This movies sounds silly but has decent reviews, so giving it a shot. It is only 92 minutes long. We start off in Thailand, 2 people are tied up, the dude is killed, and the girl is about to be. And roll the credits. So these 3 scantily glad bitches who are on an adventure […]

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The Taking Of Deborah Logan (2014)

Here’s another NetFlix gem….hopefully. This is found footage/documentary style. Sara is Deb’s daughter, and Deb has Alzheimer’s. Deb is having second thoughts about being a subject of this  Sarah tries talking her out of it. The family is broke and they really need the money to keep the house. A week later, they are welcome […]

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Mockingbird (2014)

This is on NetFlix, it piqued my interest, and I like clowns. Soooo there. 1995 We hear somebody screaming that they did what “they” wanted, and it was a kid in the bathroom, and then he gets shot in the dome. OK, cool. The Family A guy found a video camera on the doorsteps, and […]