9 Deuce
I am afraid of being let down by a film that has been hyped my whole life. How does a film live up to that hype? It rarely does. I am trying to be open-minded here. If I don’t like it, it’s not because I have any idea of what to expect. I just know […]
This has Bill Moseley, Kane Hodder, and ECW original, Tommy Dream. Yup, I had to. This takes place in a small factory town in Rhode Island. This is a story about a boy (Jackson) and a girl (Emily) who became close friends. One of the asshole kids, there’s 3, father caught his wife cheating on […]
This has long been on my to-watch list, so let’s do this thang. This has Margot Kidder (Superman, Amityville Horror) as well as John Saxson (Nancy’s dad in Nightmare on Elm Street 1, 3, and New Nightmare). Well, now I am pumped. Uh oh, somebody left the front door open. Those bastards. The fro’s!!!!! Awesome. […]
Well, I have had this recommended to me for months now by Cece, sooo, let’s see where this takes me. It has a solid cast with Justin Long, Johnny Depp, Michael Parks, and fucking Haley Joel Osment. Sigh. I’m already bummed out. Wallace (Long) and Teddy (Osment) are doing a podcast about a viral video […]
I am not looking forward to this. I don’t know how close to the original it is, but I’m going to try it. Michelle Trachtenberg is pretty at least. (2019 update: I know that another remake is coming out this year, and it looks significantly better than this tripe. It has Cary Elwes.) We start […]
Oh shit, Eli Roth is attached to this. Sigh. This guy, I assume his name is Martin, shows up, knocks on a door and is looking for Ana, but she doesn’t live here no mo. Sorta like Shaniqua. If you don’t know what I am talking about, look up Shaniqua. You’re welcome. He asks the […]
I have only seen this once. I don’t remember it well, but I liked it. And it has Vera Farmiga, one of my personal favorite actresses. Also, Peter Sarsgaard as her husband, and the great CCH Pounder as Sister Abigail. Where’s Bray Wyatt? We’re here. We start off with John bringing Kate to the hospital, […]
The obvious follow up to Orphan is The Orphanage. they are in no way connected though unfortunately. We see kids playing something like red light green light perhaps. This is clearly an orphanage, and the kids appear to have disabilities. The lady gets a call and one of the girls is gonna get a new […]
This has bad ratings all around. It’s about an American woman, on vacation to Bangkok, and she participates in an online game with dark secrets. Yup, this may be Pernicious 2. It’s on NetFlix, it’s 90 minutes. Fingers Crossed. This music is not doing anything for me, BUT at least they have a song, and […]
Well, VHS 1 had some good short stories. VHS 2 had one ok one, but the rest was shit. This is supposed to be the worst of the 3. If this sucks, I am following it up with something good. Our first girl has a nice smile. They have done away with having normal-looking girls […]