This has bad ratings all around. It’s about an American woman, on vacation to Bangkok, and she participates in an online game with dark secrets. Yup, this may be Pernicious 2. It’s on NetFlix, it’s 90 minutes. Fingers Crossed.
This music is not doing anything for me, BUT at least they have a song, and that’s better than a lot. I liked her voice.
We are in Bangkok, Thailand, as I have mentioned. This hot chick has a pet ferret, and is talking to some guy on instant messenger, and wants to start a video chat. She fixes her hairs. We see a dress, and it’s removed. The bra is about to come off. Somebody is knocking. Sir, you are ruining a potentially good time. He is her new upstairs neighbor, he is throwing a part with champagne and cookies. She is a cunt.
So she types like a Mongoloid, abbreviations galore, and the person wants her to do the striptease now. Back to the other one on-screen, Extremely pixelated nipples. She wants to see the butt. The person wants her to remove her bra. I just have to pause it for a moment. She is now, just now wondering how this person has been able to type and strip for her at the same time. Really? REALLY??? And this is how she types “hw cn u type w/o uzn yr hands?”. I’m sorry, but I don’t care how hot she is, if this person existed in real life, I’d have to pass her by. It should be noted that the girl in the video has a unique tattoo. So she is bitching at this person, and he doesn’t like her language. He said that he uploaded her video to a porn site. She has yet to close out of the program, and instead, just closes the window. It’s pretty much Yahoo IM. It had all the same shit. Anyway, she doesn’t like to use vowels in her words, and he told her to die and then text her that he was on his way. Dude from upstairs brings some champagne. She asks him to come in and she is all freaked out. This bitch hates the English language, and I hate her. Oh, the guy is the guy from the chat. I mean, duh. They didn’t even try. He gave her the shocker, well he stunned her at least. Hehehehe.
She’s on a couch, and her stupid varmint is on her. This guy’s name is Russell. She asks him what he wants. He wants her to take her clothes off and he is gonna shoot her. She gets up and tries to escape, but he has locked the door. He mocks her. he tells her if she wants to leave, to take the keys. She gets the keys, turns and then breaks the champagne bottle over her head, and basically asked her what she learned. He said that he will stop her with an axe the next time.I like this guy way more than her. He clearly is smarter than her.
So she apologizes for all the mean things, and he’s like, you meant it so stop. He now is having her strip on cam. There she goes, she’s topless on cam but we never got a great view. He tells her to put her clothes back on. He then kills her.
This is bad…..really bad. So he has her laptop and talks to one of her friends and gets her to go topless…..maybe, but it looked like the same footage. I’m counting only 2 tits so far.
30 days later I think, and I think she is our new main girl. Oh, yes, we have a girl with sunglasses so huge that she looks mildly r******d wearing them. Fuck being PC. I’m sick of it. So some skank shows this new skank to her new skank dwelling. Our first girl was named Lucy. This girl is named Allie, and I am guessing this other skank is Marit. Marit tells Allie about Lucy. Russell sees these girls. These 2 are flirting. Russell doesn’t like people yelling at him and when they do, he gets seriously pissed. They’re in Thailand, where’s Sagat? That is a Street Fighter 2 reference.
Allie asks how Marit makes money, and Marit works for Cam2Cam. She says it’s safe, no STD’s, but Allie isn’t feeling it. 2 officers are following Russell. This pisses him off. He shows them his 2 axes, and lowers them to the ground, and then gets run over. I have to see if this is a first time effort by an aspiring director. No, no it is not. He also directed Children of the Corn Genesis with Billy Drago. Of course, he did. He also did Pulse 2 & 3, and 2 Prophecy films. Yup, this kind of director.
Why do the blacks look so shitty? I mean, really bad. I don’t have this issue with any other movie. Sigh. Allie was just a bitch to the guy who repaired her apartment. Yeah, we get it, American bitches are bitches. Allie checks out the Cam2Cam site. Oh yay, man bush. She gets a message from Marit. How did Marit get her screen name? And why can’t anybody in this film type properly, or at least act like they can. OK, so she clicked on something that said click me, and now the hacker has access to her PC and can go through her pics and leave her webcam on, and wow, it is perfectly positioned to focus on her bed. Fuck this movie.
We see the hacker who has forced Marit to be in a video, minus the nudity. Russell has been reported dead. Marit doesn’t answer her door.
I am losing all interest really fast. Aside from the obvious, there’s a movie called The Den. It does everything that this does, but makes way more sense, has a cleaner look, better acting, more likable characters, and some laughs. “whr wr u 2day?” Fuck this film. FUCK IT. This is so bad. Hmmm, so Mike is who they are leading to believe is the killer. He’s annoying too. She tells him that she wants to leave for the US. He wants to take her for a drink, but they settle for coffee. He talks about her sister, and she accuses him of hacking. He brings up old pics, and he is like, I’m not gonna hurt you, Russell was the harmful one. Mike admits that he had something to do with Lucy’s death. He tells her to meet her somewhere at dawn, and he will tell her more. How intriguing…..said nobody.
So she is at her apartment and tells Marit that she needs to talk, and Marit tells her to go Cam2Cam. Sweet, Marit’s tits. This gives us tits at least. Allie goes to get Marit’s keys from the landlord who is drunk as fuck. So she breaks in. She has mace and a knife. There is somebody, oh and Marit’s video on loop. She finally finds Marit’s dead body, with a decapitated head. It is the exact same headless dummy they used earlier, exact some. Oh, the hilarity. So the landlord comes in, spooks Allie, so she maces him and kills him with the axe. Somebody sees this, so they run away.
Allie gives chase down the street, with axe in hand. Brilliant! Ohhh, hey, it’s big sunglasses bitch. Allie about to kill her, but bitch grabs a pipe and cracks Allie off of her. Allie gets up pretty quickly and easily considering that it was a metal pipe to the head. Way too fucking fast, like 10-15 seconds, and this was a hard enough shot to cause bleeding. Just saying.
Attacking bitch ends up in a public bathroom with a tranny peeing in the urinal with their ass hanging out. Allie has an axe with her, hunting this bitch…..due down. I just saw dick. So this bitch ain’t no bitch. This whole movie can fuck off. Allie throws the axe in the river in the morning. She is set to meet with Mike.
Mike says that he has done some fucked up shit, but he hasn’t killed anybody. She says that she will go to the police if he doesn’t give her what she wants. It was all a game. Marit’s name is Emily. Jade I guess is the other bitch’s name that I didn’t know. Mike is waiting to hear from Marit. Allie reveals that Jade was in on it to fuck him over. HOLY FUCK. This is so annoying. Mike says that he is fucked. Now, these 2 fuckwads are going to find Lucy’s head.
He brings her to some building on the river. Mike is whining about doing time, Allie is trying to find the evidence in the water. She pulls out a mannequin’s head. Allie is ignoring him, so he starts dunking her head underwater, hey and there are the skulls. Allie is dead. An axe behind Mike, he gets whacked, by Marit?Another new pair of tits! Marit and Jade had tricked a girl, cut off her head to fool Allie. Oh goddamnit, Allie is alive. Big SIGH. She is getting questioned. They found Emily and the landlord dead, and there were eyewitnesses. We see Jade/Emily leaving, and the cops are gonna run the prints. Allie is in prison now.
3 Years later…..and this movie can still eat a fat dick.
Allie is somewhere, she is outside on a porch, and gets a package delivered. It’s from Charlotte, who is also Marit and Emily and ……
End film
Let’s cut to the chase, maybe with better actors, better lighting, bigger budget, this story could have gone somewhere. The story wasn’t a bad one, although incredibly tedious at times. My main issue is the acting. They tried hard, but I can say that Mike especially wasn’t that good. How do I determine that? Because I have seen my acting, and his acting is on my level of acting, and my acting is shit. Same can be said for a lot of people. The nudity was needed and should have had more, to be honest. Not to be a perv, but based on the subject matter, fucking go for it. Don’t give us pixelated bullshit. This was a film about deception and vulnerability. Then make mother fuckers feel vulnerable! Shit, this isn’t a hard concept.
Final rating: 3.0 And it’s only that high because the plot was decent, in some parts
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