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Funny Games (2007)

This is the remake of Funny Games. Why am I doing this in the inverse order? I’m glad you asked. Because I can write and type along and give a good layout with language I understand, then I can revisit the original, compare, contrast, you get the gist.  This movie does have Tim Roth and […]

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Funny Games (1997)

This is the original Austrian one. This came out in 97. That’s why this one is actually more important. Everybody seems like an uglier version of the American counterpart, and I like that. I love hot chicks, BUT I like when people aren’t supermodels in films. It makes feel more realistic. There is no point […]

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The Ring (2002)

I am doing this blog live stream of thought goodness. This may be weird, I have had a long hard emotionally draining day. So without further adieu, I bring to you what I consider one of the 3 scariest movies ever!!! SO we start off with these 2 strumpets, teens I guess. I wouldn’t fuck […]

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The Grudge (2004)

At this point, I want to note that at some point yesterday, we tried watching The Legend of Hell House. One minute and 16 seconds in, I tapped out. So I can’t count it. Just wanted you all to know this. Now we will talk about The Grudge….or will we? Look, I’m not gonna waste […]

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The Uninvited (2009)

This is a remake of a movie called A Tale of 2 Sisters, which I still haven’t seen. I really liked this film a lot when it came out. It’s one of the few good ones that I know about on NetFlix that I haven’t reviewed, so ladies and gentlemen, I present: The Uninvited. This […]