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Tales of Halloween (2015)

If you like a film such as Trick ‘R Treat, Creepshow, and other horror anthologies, you can probably find something here. There are 10 short films, a lot of them have actors that you would recognize. Adrienne Barbeau is a radio host throughout all of this and some of the stories intertwine throughout which is […]

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The Burning (1981)

This is a cult classic in the veins of a Friday the 13th, and it was out in 1981. If you still aren’t sold, then move along. Everybody else, this is awesome. The story goes back 15 years I think, and this guy, Cropsy, well some of the guys wanted to fuck with him. So […]

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Emelie (2015)

This movie sounded like it had untapped potential. A babysitter makes kids do terrible things. So the idea is that this couple, Dan and Joyce, need a replacement babysitter as their usual one, Anna, has other plans that night. So they hire Anna’s friend, Emelie, or at least a girl claiming to be Emelie. We […]

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The Secrets of Emily Blair (2015)

This has Colm Meaney and that is the only reason that I am watching it. For a possession style film, this is a little different way, which I approve of. I must admit, if I never see another possession film again, I will be fine with it. Aside from found footage, I think possession style […]

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Deathgasm (2015)

This is either going to be great or terrible. No middle ground, right? This is an Aussie horror comedy. We have the loner guy, Brodie, who has to live with his uncle because his mom gave Santa a blowjob. Fantastic. Brodie ends up hanging out with 2 nerds, Giles and Dion, and has the hots […]

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Hayride 2 (2015)

This appears to be a slasher, and I am a sucker for slashers. Unfortunately, this didn’t strike a chord with me, and I am very easy to please with slashers. I couldn’t get behind the characters. I am good with hating characters, finding them silly, or liking them. I just want to give a damn. […]

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Sleepy Hollow (1999)

Tim Burton along with an amazing cast doing a great story. Yes, please! Have you ever seen a Tim Burton film? Now add local folklore about an upstate NY town with a hell of a story about a headless horseman, and you are in for a treat. Visually, it’s stunning. This is one of my […]

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Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010)

This is a very popular movie that is a comedic take on films like Wrong Turn, and cabin film slashers. It’s what Shaun of the Dead was for the zombie genre, this is for the cabin in the woods redneck slasher genre. This stars Tyler Labine as Dale, and Alan Tudyk of Firefly fame as […]

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Curve (2015)

I came across this movie over the summer, and liked it just enough to deem it re-watchable. I’ll tell you why. We have this chick, Mallory, played by Julianne Hough, and she is on her way to a wedding I think. Anyway, she has a truck problem, and this handsome gentleman happens to be walking […]

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Dark Summer (2015)

This has potential, but always a 50/50 proposition with NetFlix horror. At least it’s in English. This teen, Daniel, is sentenced to house arrest with the ankle bracelet because he was hacking into Mona Wilson’s accounts, but could never get into her cloud. He is not to have any internet access, but his friends, Abby […]