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Critters (1986)

This may come as a surprise to you, but I don’t think I have ever seen a Critters film before. Looking at the cast for the original, it’s loaded. You have Dee Wallace as Helen Brown, M. Emmet Walsh as Harv, Billy Zane as Steve Elliott Lin Shaye as Sally, and Scott Crimes (voice of […]

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Film Reviews Horror

Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)

I have always loved this movie. It’s a guilty pleasure of mine, and why shouldn’t it be? The song Hey Man Nice Shot was from this soundtrack. It has a fantastic cast and a good storyline that can get a little silly at times. That’s what Tales From The Crypt was all about though, ya […]

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Titanic (1997)

This is a tough movie to talk about properly. I have to say this, I am not making fun of the real-life people involved in this, it sucks what happened. I am not a completely heartless bastard….most of the time. Still, I need to be a snarky dick at times, so I wanted to get […]

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Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)

My mom took me and my buddy Alan to see this in the theater, and this movie was in 3D. Yup, I was sold. This movie gets a ton of shit. Some, if not most of it, is entirely warranted. So let’s tackle the negatives first. Freddy is in cheesy one liner mode at this […]