Tag: British Horror

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Film Reviews Horror

Stitches (2012)

I’ve seen this once before. It’s awesome. Enjoy the show!! A clown is banging a chick in his little trailer, and he has an egg in there similar to his face paint, and he is late for a kid’s party. All the boys are staring at this kid’s mom’s cleavage. Our clown, Stitches is driving […]

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Film Reviews Horror

Eden Lake (2008)

This is a horror movie with Michael Fassbender. Sold? Good. We have Steve and Jenny on a romantic weekend getaway in England perhaps. They go to a place named Eden Lake, and there’s even a sign and on the back of the sign, it says “Fuck off yuppy cunts”. They come across some kid who […]