9 Deuce
This won’t be a long review. This film has been highly regarded in the horror community. It’s an Australian found footage/ documentary type film, but a little different. The premise is simple. It’s set up as a news feature of sorts, detailing the family’s grief over the death of 16-year-old Alice Palmer. We meet her […]
I’m not sorry for what is about to be said. These are just my opinions. If you haven’t seen the first one, I’d say that you should stop reading and watch it, unless you don’t mind spoilers. I think that is a fair enough warning. Let’s get down to business. Why the fuck was this […]
This film came out 16 years after Book of Shadows. I had read that it was well received at the film festival. Well, don’t trust film festivals because they are filled with pompous assholes. Lesson learned, right? Let’s get down to business and discuss the plot and try to get through this as quick as […]
Let’s talk about a truly divisive film. I think this is a film that is either loved or hated. As time goes by, it gets more and more hate. So let me be clear, if you weren’t alive when this came out, you may not get it. That doesn’t make it bad. You just weren’t […]
I do not recall how I came about this film, but it is a found footage film that supposedly takes place in upstate NY. That is the only reason I’m watching, but it did have an adequate rating. So let’s get down to our cast of characters. We have the Poe family. David is a […]
Finally, the end of the road of this awful journey, until next March. This time it’s an all Latin cast apparent, in Cali somewhere. I don’t care. I just want this done and over with. I am over a fifth through, we have seen 2 named women, but only pair of breasts, one vulva, one […]
Finally….we’ve reached the end of this awful franchise. I can’t wait to be done. We see events from the end of part 2 in the beginning with Katie and Hunter. Now we are in Nevada, no longer in Carlsbad, CA. So we have a new family. A mom (Holly), dad (Doug), teenage blond (Alex), and […]
This is the best of the 3 movies so far, I can’t vouch for 4 as I haven’t seen it. I thought the pacing and story was infinitely improved. This could actually come close to passing as a horror film. Let’s see how much of this I come to regret saying. This movie is good […]
This will be a long ass day. I got some orange juice now, my stomach feels awful. I’m yawning, and I gotta watch more of this crap. Oh yay! So the first screen says “Paramount Pictures would like to thank the families of the deceased and the Carlsbad plice department.” Seriously? This time they are […]
You know what’s great about Paranormal Activity? Usually I would laugh and say nothing, but that’s not true at all. The beauty is that you can technically see all the film in less than 15 minutes. Seriously, these movies are complete garbage juice and actually only get interesting later on in the franchise when they […]