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It Follows (2014)

I have heard great things about this, so fingers crossed. A girl comes running out of her house with like PJ’s on. A lady asks if she is ok, but she is scared. Her dad asks, she says that she’s fine. The house # is 1492. Her name is Annie. She runs back inside, now […]

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Unfriended (2014)

I remember thinking that this looks like a cheesy horror flick from the commercials. I worry because this hit theaters and not many horror movies do, and those that do over the past 5 years or so, I would say at least 80% have been below average. On the other hand, you don’t know until […]

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Hostel (2005)

I remember this coming out a few months after Saw. Saw was a brilliant film, so I hear all of this hype, and it sounded like they would do more torture, it would be gorier, and I remember being legitimately pumped to see this film. Also, Tarantino’s name was attached to this. How could this […]

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Hostel II (2007)

Oh, another Hostel made by Eli. Punch me in the throat now. This has a good cast with Heather Matarazzo, Jordan Ladd, Bijou Phillips, and Nicotero doing effects. We start off with Paxton passed out on the train and going to the hospital. He is getting asked about the place where all the shit went […]

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Hostel III (2011)

I didn’t enjoy the first Hostel at all. They seemed to have more fun with part 2 in the second half, so I enjoyed that more than the original. I have only seen this one once, and I recall I thought it was cheesy but entertaining. We start off with a lady wearing a very […]

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Videodrome (1983)

A horror movie starring James Woods and directed by David Cronenberg…..HELL YES. I love the few movies I have seen of David’s, so fingers crossed here. James Woods name is Max. Max just looked at 2 pics with topless women, not sure if it is the same chick, for right now, I think it is. […]

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The Children (2008)

I saw this on some list or it may have been recommended to me. Does it really matter? Nope. This is about 2 families spending time together for Christmas. Note, I didn’t say the holidays. 2 of the parents are related, don’t know who, don’t care. I don’t know how old Casey is supposed to […]

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The Wicker Man (2006)

I just saw the original for the first time and absolutely loved it. I am preparing to be severely let down. I don’t know if I will be doing a traditional blog as much as making observations, and probably laughing. This has Ellen Burstyn (mom from Requiem For A Dream), Frances Conroy (American Horror Story), […]

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The Frighteners (1996)

Well since everybody is all excited for Back to the Future day, I will give you a fil starring Michael J Fox and directed by Peter Jack of Lord of the Rings fame. Robert Zemeckis is also involved. Sweet.  This is a horror-comedy by the way.  Ohhhh, Jeffrey Combs is in this, as is Dee […]

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The Serpent And The Rainbow (1988)

This movie has Bill Pullman as the lead, you know, the President in Independence Day that gives the greatest speech ever. Also, Wes Craven directed this, and that’s really why I’m here, to pay homage to him. I’ve never seen this. This was inspired by a true story……my ass. This involves voodoo. Haiti 1978 I […]