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All Cheerleaders Die (2013)

This movie starts off really irritating and grating. Just when you think it is about to turn itself around and correct the ship, it just goes in another irritating and grating direction. I don’t know who the target audience is for this film, but it clearly isn’t me.  Let’s do a Pros and Cons, shall […]

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They Look Like People (2015)

I see that this is a short movie with a good rating. Fingers crossed. Start Film The main guy’s name is Christian, so that’s something. Christian bumps into his buddy Wyatt on the street and shows him his place. Apparently, Christian used to be with a chick named Kat, but that didn’t work. Wyatt was […]

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Bone Tomahawk (2015)

I came across this on Amazon Prime, loved it, and it has a great cast. Start Film We start off with Purvis (David Arquette) and Buddy (Sid Haig), and they are killing people and stealing from them out in some mountainous area. Purvis is not great at killing, but Buddy is the old sage. Unfortunately […]

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Wolf Creek 2 (2013)

Start Film Oh no, it’s based on actual events. Fuck me. This is the same shit from the first one. OK. I’m going to eat a Snickers before I get too worked up. Some cops catch our man, Mick, speeding. Neat. Mick reaches into his glove compartment and grabs a big knife and then pulls […]

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Wolf Creek (2005)

I know that POP TV is going to do a Wolf Creek mini-series, so I wanted to see what the hype was. Easy enough reason, right? Start Film Oh, this is based on actual events, and 30,000 people get lost in Australia every year, and 90% of them are found. Could you be more detailed […]

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All Hallow’s Eve 2 (2015)

Once I saw All Hallow’s Eve and found out that there was a sequel, I knew that I had to find it and watch it. I loved Art the Clown. On with the bad news. There is no Art The Clown. On the positive side, there are more stories in this one, and the variety […]

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All Hallow’s Eve (2013)

From what I can gather, these are just short films that had already been done, and then compiled into this indie anthology with a wrap around story. I’ll break down each short film briefly, then discuss the wrap around story. It’s just easier that way. The 9th Circle Basically this chick is at Realmsville Station, […]

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The Final Destination (2009)

So far, the franchise is following the horror movie franchise curve, meaning that every movie progressively gets slightly worse. This franchise though is showing me that it is not to be taken lightly. This is the fourth installment of the franchise, and I think it was a mistake to not include the number, but Fast […]

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Final Destination 2 (2003)

I honestly don’t recall this film, but I know that I have seen it. Will it be just another shit sequel, or will it be halfway decent? It’s only 0.3 less on IMDB’s rating scale, so that’s encouraging.  Clear returns as does Bludworth. Start Film This takes place a year after the first one apparently. […]