9 Deuce
Well, can this be any worse than the original? Yes, yes it can. A hot blonde is in a motel with some Jason Statham looking mother fucker. We see her fake tits and his wang. Larry and Ayesha are private investigators. They are searching for some lady’s son. They break into a house. There are […]
I liked the original The Strangers, but always preferred ILS (Them). I was surprised that it took this long for a sequel. In hindsight, I wish this never got made. A family of four, Cindy (Christina Hendricks), Mike, Kinsey, and Luke, go on a vacation or trip before the family is sending Kinsey to boarding school. […]
The sequel to Pumpkinhead is definitely odd. Is this even a real sequel? It feels like they drastically changed the mythology in this one. This also got a video game release on the PC on DOS, as a first-person shooter. Well, I’ll be damned! As I said, this doesn’t seem to have anything to do […]
This movie has been considered one of the worst horror sequels ever. I get it. There is a lot to dislike here. I haven’t seen this since it first came out on video. I remember thinking it was a mess then, and I still think it’s a mess, but it does offer some positives that […]
You know what? I don’t have the want or desire to write up a full blog for this sequel. It brought me down. So here’s the full synopsis and it will include spoilers and then I will give my final thoughts and rating. SPOILERS First of all, I should say that the cast is really […]
This is one of my all time favorite slasher films. Go and see out part 1, 2, & 3. As a matter of fact, 2 & 3 are on Netflix, so you only need seek out the first one. Now I watched them way out of order, I did 2, 3, 1, and then Return […]
Well, why not enjoy a direct to video sequel, right? 4 minutes in, and a guy says wrong turn. Sold. Also, Kimberly was listening to Electric Avenus on the radio as she runs over a dude. It’s 7 minutes in and painfully obvious why this is a direct to video film. The intestines…don’t look that […]
Here’s a sequel to a movie that I didn’t think needed a sequel. Prove me wrong sequel! We have an Officer Meyer who is with this chick, June Abbott. June is an artist and also a cleaner. She just got a job to clean up a rather gory crime scene involving Ellie Ford. June’s mom […]
Start Film Oh no, it’s based on actual events. Fuck me. This is the same shit from the first one. OK. I’m going to eat a Snickers before I get too worked up. Some cops catch our man, Mick, speeding. Neat. Mick reaches into his glove compartment and grabs a big knife and then pulls […]