9 Deuce
I remember seeing this one day while at work for Liberty. One of the guys I took care of loved his horror, and he wanted to see this and some tits. 3:40 in, he was pleased. Arrow through the perfect tit. Awww. And we are back in action! So 3 out of 4 people died […]
This movie has spawned a ton of sequels. Since I am digging this season of American Horror Story, a franchise about some backwoods folk seems reasonable. We are dealing with some mountain men cannibals who are mutated from generation of inbreeding. Sound familiar? Yeah, thought so. So kick back and enjoy. I don’t remember much […]
This is a cult classic in the veins of a Friday the 13th, and it was out in 1981. If you still aren’t sold, then move along. Everybody else, this is awesome. The story goes back 15 years I think, and this guy, Cropsy, well some of the guys wanted to fuck with him. So […]
This appears to be a slasher, and I am a sucker for slashers. Unfortunately, this didn’t strike a chord with me, and I am very easy to please with slashers. I couldn’t get behind the characters. I am good with hating characters, finding them silly, or liking them. I just want to give a damn. […]
This is also know as Los inocentes according to IMDB. It’s an hour and 5 minutes. Let’s face it, it’s on here because it’s a quick movie that may or may not pay off. Woah, this dude sleep with a stuffed animal of ALF! Sold. Like seriously, that’s how little you have to do to […]
Kal Penn is in this. Oh, but Katharine Isabelle is in this. Sold! I love that girl!!! She’s one of my favorites in horror, hell in general. She’s a good actress, has a great voice, sexy, and just talented all around. God damnit, she’s dead within the first 5 minutes. Really? Fuckin A. Well, Mitch […]
This has Jake Busey so there’s that. I don’t know what to say about this. It was a who dunnit in the veins of Scream, very, very similar. Uhmmmm, if you want background noise, have at it. It was fun to drink to, I will say that. Some nice eye candy every once in awhile. […]