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An Eli Roth Movie. Nope, the trailer didn’t look good. I assume this will be some big sacrifice type film. I have no idea though. I hope there’s no bullshit message, if there I, too bad. This stars nobody that I am familiar with. Let’s just cross our fingers that I don’t want to punch […]
I saw this years ago while playing Borderlands 2, I think shortly after it came out, so 2012. I remember liking it but I never watched it ever again. I remember a girl gets abducted and it’s a fucked up little film. Will the main girl make her escape sort of deal. I’m going to […]
Here’s a David Cronenberg movie that I have never seen, but I believe it is getting a remake by the Sisters of Hellevator fame, so I wanted to see the original first. I love a lot of Cronenberg’s films, so I am hopeful that with a young Marilyn Chambers, we may get something fun out […]
This movie is on so many lists that I have looked at for years and years. I don’t know why I never bothered to sit down and just watch it. Well today is the day. It’s directed by David Lynch. If that doesn’t sell you, perhaps Twight and Fast and the Furious are more your […]
Guilty pleasure film alert. This film took a lot of shit from critics and moviegoers alike. Yes, Paris Hilton is in it. Like that fucking ruins a film. She’s attractive, try telling me that you wouldn’t hit that and I would call you a liar. Secondly, she’s not the star, and plenty of less talented […]
This is the last “official” Tales From the Crypt film, but there’s a story to that. It was originally intended to be released after Bordello of Blood, but that bombed. Universal sold the rights to Miramax so they could make a stand alone film. So there’s a brief history lesson. I guess this movie deals […]
Tales From The Crypt released Demon Knight in 1995 and it was quite a success, it was a really fucking good movie, so they immediately pounced to do a second one. Alas, I think most people would agree that they either chose the wrong project or they rushed it. Looking on IMDB, it didn’t even […]
As promised, you are getting Chapter Five today as well! Last week’s outage sucked, but reap the rewards today and come out and playyay. In case you missed any of the past blogs/chapters, just go to 9Deuce and look through the archives and start from the beginning to get the full experience. You can find […]
Due to technical difficulties last week, I was unable to deliver the single greatest story based on a consortium called Plunderbund. So as an apology from me and a reward to being dedicated fans, today we will give you Chapters 4 and 5. Caaaaannnn yoooooouuu dig ittttt? In case you missed any of the past […]
I am ashamed of this, but I have never seen this film. This is one of the OG’s or horror, so I was very excited to start this year off right by watching an all time classic. I know that it’s a silent film, and I am cool with that. I’m mostly excited about the […]