9 Deuce
I kept getting drawn to this film. I didn’t understand how it would be horror. In the end, it was definitely a blend of comedy, fantasy, and horror. Don’t expect crazy blood and guts. Expect red and pink yarn though. The film is about Dave making a cardboard maze in his living room and being […]
The sequel to Pumpkinhead is definitely odd. Is this even a real sequel? It feels like they drastically changed the mythology in this one. This also got a video game release on the PC on DOS, as a first-person shooter. Well, I’ll be damned! As I said, this doesn’t seem to have anything to do […]
This is one of those classic 80’s horror films that I never got around to seeing for some reason or another. It has Lance Henriksen, so I was ready to be pleased. The plot to this is that Ed Harley (Lance) has a son named Billy. They have this tiny general store, and their faithful […]
I went in this expecting an absolutely terrible film for me to rip apart. I really like Alycia Debnam-Carey though and wanted to give her a chance. I hate social media, and you know that you’re dealing with dumbass college kids whose lives revolve around it. This wasn’t great, but it wasn’t terrible either. Let’s […]
Splatter is a 29-minute short film on NetFlix. On IMDB they treat it like it was a tv series, but this felt like a standalone short. After some research, I found this on Wikipedia and it helps explain the final product a bit better. Not so much in the form of spoilers, but production and […]
Maybe the world wasn’t begging for a horror film starring Dolph Lundgren, but perhaps it should have been. I found this little treat on NetFlix. If you don’t take things too seriously, I’m talking to you overly serious, pretentious film critic, there’s a lot of fun to be had here. Along with Dolph, there is […]
I have Screambox and Shudder, and most years I don’t make great use out of these services, so I searched for something different and came across this little gem. This is a simple story of Ollie and Blair who are professional burglars, and early on, Ollie gets caught, so Blair bails him out. She had […]
So far, I loved the first Cabin Fever but really disliked the second one. I didn’t know what to expect with this one. The first 10-15 minutes is not the high point. I just encourage you to pay attention, make it through, and it gets much better. We have 2 main stories that inevitably converge. […]
I wish they hadn’t called this what they did. The connection to Connecticut is practically non-existent. I don’t even know of any connection to Connecticut. Still, this isn’t bad. We have the Wyrick family who moved to a nice home that used to be owned by a stationmaster of the Underground Railroad. What that means […]
I remember going to the theater to see this particular film. I’m pretty sure I went with Kristin, and that is important because although she was a shitty girlfriend, almost every movie I saw with her in the theater was good, surprisingly. I know that there is controversy about the whole “based on a true story” […]