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Film Reviews Horror

Night of the Demons III (1997)

Well, I have seen 1 and 2 and the remake, so I may as well tackle this, am I right? No stars, but they brought Angela back, so that’s a plus. We start off with a sheriff who is checking out the house. Well, Angela is there. As you can guess, he dies. Less than […]

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Film Reviews Horror

Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead (2015)

Here’s the summary from IMDB, so skip this paragraph at your leisure. “Barry is a talented mechanic and family man whose life is torn apart on the eve of a zombie apocalypse. His sister, Brooke, is kidnapped by a sinister team of gas-mask wearing soldiers & experimented on by a psychotic doctor. While Brooke plans […]

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Film Reviews Horror

Jug Face (2013)

This has been on my radar for quite some time. What better time than now? By the way, thank you for helping me reach my goals here with getting hits. First off, let me just note that this has a sweet cast. It has the father and the oldest daughter from the film “The Woman” […]

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Film Reviews Horror

You’re Next (2011)

I have had this on my list for a long time now. Time to see if it was worth the wait. Also, I feel Bill Goldberg should be involved in some way. Alright, we start right off with sex and an exposed breast. SOLD. Maybe this had such a high rating for this opening alone. […]

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Film Reviews Horror

Sorority Row (2009)

I have to try this, and I expect garbage, but I have to try. Here’s IMDB’s summary. “A group of sorority sisters try to cover up the death of their house-sister after a prank gone wrong, only to be stalked by a serial killer.” I could do worse. Well, this starts with a party, bikini’s, […]

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Film Reviews Horror

Predator (1987)

Finally, a movie with Arnold being a badass! His character’s name is Dutch. We also have Carl Weathers as Dillon, is that a popular black guy name back then, because Alien3 had a black Dillon. We also have the great Jesse Ventura as Blain. I am pumped, let’s have at it. We are in Central […]

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Film Reviews Horror

The Mirror (2014)

This has a shitty rating on NetFlix and IMDB. Needless to say, I’m excited. Please be better than Ouija. Oh dammit, it’s a fucking found footage video. I’m already annoyed. Every once in awhile I can be pleasantly surprised. They are British, so I have to put up with the accent. Oh well.  We have […]

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Film Reviews Horror

Hatchet (2006)

A good old fashioned slasher! That’s I ever wanted. We get Kane Hodder, Tony Todd, and the great Robert Englund. Yes, I’m happy. Robert Englund and his boy are on a boat and looking for a 12 footer. I will assume a gator. Their names are Sampson and Ainsley. Ainsley is trying to piss and […]

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Film Reviews Horror

The Wicker Man (1973)

This is the original, with Christopher Lee. I have never seen either this or the Nic Cage remake, so I wanted to do it properly. I am excited despite knowing a bit about it.  I enjoy that this film has a 7.6 on IMDB and the Nic Cage has a 3.6. Can it be that […]

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9 Deuce Group Film Discussions

9 Deuce Horror Presents: Bird Box (2018) & A Quiet Place (2017)

I wanted the group to discuss 2 of the more talked about horror films from the past 2 years. Instead, it was just Chris and I, so we had a lot of fun talking about these two very different films. If you have any thoughts, leave us a comment. Also, Chris and I did a […]