9 Deuce
This was a favorite of mine as a kid. I liked it better than the original for 2 reasons: the stories were longer and better, and of course, because of the tits. Enjoy! Oh, and Tom Savini plays “The Creep”. The Creep is a comic delivery man, and he talks to Billy who wants his […]
Sigh, I was excited as this was one of the few movies on my list that I had never seen and been wanting to for years. Unfortunately, this movie did a lot of things I feared it would. Namely 2 things. 1) Bore me. 2) Not feature Samuel L Jackson nearly as much as one […]
I have had this book recommended to me numerous times because I’m a perv and would enjoy it is the gist I have gotten from people. So with that knowledge, I then see this film come out and think, “Well, I’m a perv, I may enjoy this” and here I am. It’s based on a […]
Well, it sounds like Isaac is returning in this one. Stacey Keach is in this, and he’s awesome. And it got a 3.7 on IMDB. Why did people continue to make these movies? Like who was their audience that kept saying we want more awful Children of the Corn sequels? I am a hardcore horror […]
Here I am, looking on IMDB, checking out the cast. We got Fred Williamson (Black guy in From Dusk Till Dawn), Kane Hodder (Jason Voorhees in 4 of the Friday the 13th), David Carradine (Bill from Kill Bill), Ahmet Zappa, Angela Jones (Asmarelda Villalobos from Pulp Fiction, and Eva Mendes (Will Farrell’s woman in The […]
Just look at that name…Urban Harvest. It’s now 1995, and white suburbia was trying to get in on urban/black culture. Fresh Prince of Bel Air was really popular, Coolio was relevent. It was a weird time for everyone. Let’s see how bad things can get here. This movie actually got a lower rating than part […]
Hey, this movie came out in 1992. Usually that is a joyous thing, but the early 90’s was a terrible time to be a horror fan. I’d say I have a bad feeling about this, but let’s be honest, is there a good Children of the Corn aside from the original? We will find out […]
I don’t have high hopes for this, but I love the original. Trying to go in with an open mind. The beginning is definitely different. So this is rated R and yet they still fucked up the locker room scene and had no titties!!! The fuck is this bullshit??? I am going to be constantly […]
As most of you may know, I think Johnny Depp is one of the most overrated actors ever. That is not to say he is awful like Hilary Swank or Ben Affleck,. It’s just that from his illustrious body of work, not many stand out to me. He was in the first Nightmare on Elm […]
Back from that awful last movie, I give to you a movie that most kid’s my age considered absolutely terrifying back in the day. Pet Semetary is dated, but it offers so much. In no way will this blog do this movie justice. Let’s go with the plot, and spoilers are abundant here, so skip […]