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Children of the Corn (1984)

Back to some Stephen King 80’s movies. Alas, has any original movie with a long set of sequels been as mediocre as this? Yes, probably Warlock, Prophecy, Leprechaun, Hellraiser, and Fast and the Furious. Yes, I may get a lot of shit for throwing Hellraiser in there, and damned if I don’t want to love […]

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Cabin Fever (2002)

This is gonna make me come off like an asshole, but I just don’t have much to say about this film. I liked it, quite a lot actually. It stars Rider Strong from Boy Meets World, and Jordan Ladd who is easy on the eyes no doubt. We get to see some tits. The storyline […]

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Film Reviews Horror

The Loved Ones (2009)

Nope, this isn’t Stephen King, not by a long shot. But it is a perfect break in the monotany of the 70’s-80’s to bring a movie made in 2009 in Australia. Note that most people think this is a British movie, but what the fuck does it really matter? So I am guessing you have […]

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Carrie (1976)

Here’s where it all begins as far as films based on Stephen King novels. Yup, we are going all the way back to 1976, and if you were old enough to be alive in 76, there’s no shame in that because your generation helped bridge the gap from Hitchcock to Wes Craven, Stephen King, and […]

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Christine (1983)

You know how as a kid, you used to watch one or two movies way too often, and if it was in the 80’s or 90’s, you may have wore the hell out of the VHS tape? My 2 big ones was Christine, and a movie saved for Halloween itself, Monster Squad. I wanted to […]

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Film Reviews Horror

The Shining (1980)

Where to begin with the masterpiece that is Stanley Kubrick’s the Shining? Well, one should know that it isn’t terribly accurate to the book, but one was made in the mid 90’s starring Stephen Weber which is really fucking good, but also 4.5 hours. It’s good, I recommend it. Don’t let your rose tinted glasses […]

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Film Reviews Horror

House of 1,000 Corpses (2003)

Originally posted October 3, 2013 So here’s the deal, I just watched House of 1,000 Corpses and Devil’s Rejects like 2 weeks ago thanks to IFC having it on a Saturday night when I am bored as all hell. So I removed the films from the calendar. Then sure enough, Monday night, Tuesday morning for […]

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9 Deuce Horror Presents: House of 1,000 Corpses (2003) and The Devil’s Rejects (2005)

Yes, we are finally tackling this franchise!  Most of us here are quite excited about this one.  I say most of us as one of our contributors was not a fan of House, to say the very least.  That’s not a bad thing though because it’s more fun to have some disagreement.  If you find […]

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Can’t Buy Me Love (1987)

Yay, another movie that sounds absolutely awful.  I can hardly wait.  This one was suggested by Bitty, so the next 90 minutes is on her. Oh crap, I forgot that The Beatles did a terrible song called Can’t buy Me Love.  Fucking hell.  Hey, Seth Green is involved.  He’s gotta be young as hell here. […]

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9 Deuce Horror Presents: The Invitation (2015) and We Are Still Here (2015)

In our effort to explore lesser known films that didn’t get big budget film releases, we will be doing 2 of these a month.  No theme whatsoever.  They are simply lesser known but quality horror films.  I have Teddy, Cece, Dom, Chris, and Kristi all here to help me out. You can find us at […]