9 Deuce
I remember seeing the trailer and being enamored about this film. How could it be bad? I was 8, of course, this looked amazing. A couple of years later, seeing was believing. Believe that. Mitch Pileggi is in this, and so is Heather Langenkamp (Nancy from Nightmare on Elm Street), and John Tesh. The real […]
Oh no, another comedy horror. I’m scared. The Motel’s name is Motel Hello with the O on the neon sign flickering. This old man witnesses a couple fall off a motorcycle at night. So he goes, checks on the man, Boris, loads him in the back of pickup. He sees the girl, Terry, who was […]
Here is the original, before we had Quarantine, we had [Rec]. Well, I am not going to tell you anything mind-blowing. If you have seen Quarantine, you have basically seen this. I’ll take the version that requires no reading. Sorry that I am not more descriptive, but the reality is, Quarantine copied this, and they […]
This is from the same year as Dracula, and it stars the other big-name horror icon from that era in Boris Karloff. I gotta keep in mind that Frankenstein is the doctor and not the monster because I’m like so many other dumbasses and refer to the monster as Frankenstein. Oh well. We get a […]
I know nothing about this other than there is a wolf and there is a man. We have Lon Chaney Jr. and Bela Lugosi in this one. Ugh, I hate the term lycan. Oh well. We meet Larry and his dad, Sir John. Sir John has won a Nobel prize and Larry is only visiting […]
Hey, Boris Karloff is in it, so the Mummy should be large and in charge and looking for chickies. Well, this is The Scroll of Thoth. Basically, it’s about rising from the grave. OK, sold. Field Expedition Season 1921 British Museum (9 Deuce) Sir Joseph is one of the guys working on this. Then there’s […]
This is the last of my Universal Monster movie marathon, but I have heard that I may have saved the best for last. I really loved Frankenstein, so fingers crossed that this is good too. We start off with Percy Bysshe Shelly, Lord Byron, and Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley talking. Lord Byron is a treat. Mary […]
This was a favorite of mine as a kid. I liked it better than the original for 2 reasons: the stories were longer and better, and of course, because of the tits. Enjoy! Oh, and Tom Savini plays “The Creep”. The Creep is a comic delivery man, and he talks to Billy who wants his […]
This is a horror movie with Michael Fassbender. Sold? Good. We have Steve and Jenny on a romantic weekend getaway in England perhaps. They go to a place named Eden Lake, and there’s even a sign and on the back of the sign, it says “Fuck off yuppy cunts”. They come across some kid who […]
This was my alternate for the last film this year. I’m very impressed by it. I have the special edition blu ray. Just a great little film. I hope that you enjoy. We start off with Amelia in what appears to be a car accident. Her husband is next to her, and she sees lights […]