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A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984)

I had a horrible nightmare a few hours ago, so I guess it is that time. This is my all time favorite horror franchise. Freddy is my all time favorite horror icon. As you will see, I am by and large, a fan of the franchise. How awesome is the opening scene of Tina in […]

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Silent Hill (2006)

Silent Hill…..another movie I saw with Amanda. I miss hanging out with that broad. I never got lucky, but I got horror movies and popcorn. That’s a solid outing in my opinion. Silent Hill is underrated treat in my mind. I remember after watching it, I hated it. It left me annoyed because they have […]

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Resident Evil, Apocalypse, Extinction, Afterlife, Retribution (2002, 2004, 2007, 2010, 2012)

So after taking a breather after that obnoxiously long Ring blog, I am back and I am cheating…..on my wife……with this blog. HA! Nah, I am cheating as far as combining these 4 movies together in one blog, and there is a good reason for that. The first reason is that these movies progressively get […]

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The Ring (2002)

I am doing this blog live stream of thought goodness. This may be weird, I have had a long hard emotionally draining day. So without further adieu, I bring to you what I consider one of the 3 scariest movies ever!!! SO we start off with these 2 strumpets, teens I guess. I wouldn’t fuck […]

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See No Evil (2006)

Talk about a movie that sadly hasn’t aged all that well. Granted, I was gonna end up liking this more than I should have thanks to Kane’s involvement, but man this wasn’t a good cliche ridden movie. It wasn’t garbage juice, it was somewhere in between. Some young adults who were locked up in county […]

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Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

Yup, I am cheating a bit here, but I don’t think anybody is gonna fault me too much for watching this fantastic cult classic. Hell, isn’t this where the term cult classic comes from? First and foremost, I understand why some people may not like this moavie. There’s people who straight up hate musicals. The […]

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Frailty (2001)

Why doesn’t this movie get more props? I do not fucking get it. This movie has a great cast, a pretty good story, and pretty much never gets too dull. Bill Paxton stars and directs this wonderful film. He plays the dad. Then there is present day Matthew McConaughey who goes to Powers Booth about […]

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100 Feet (2008)

I picked this movie up at Hollywood Video when they were good out of business on a whim. I feel it was worth it. I can’t imagine many of you have seen this, so allow me to provide you with some insight. This movie stars Famke Janssen of XMen fame (She was Jean Grey). That’s […]

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Thir13een Ghosts (2001)

This movie is a pretty solid endeavor. It’s not gonna win any awards, it’s probably never gonna be on a top 25 horror list, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t a worthwhile watch. What it does, it does VERY well. The cast is awesome in my opinion. you have Tony Shaloub of Monk and Wings […]

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The Grudge (2004)

At this point, I want to note that at some point yesterday, we tried watching The Legend of Hell House. One minute and 16 seconds in, I tapped out. So I can’t count it. Just wanted you all to know this. Now we will talk about The Grudge….or will we? Look, I’m not gonna waste […]