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A Serbian Film (2010)

So here’s the plot. We have this ex-porn star who has a wife and child. Money is running out. He gets an offer from this rich dude to make a film with him because he is so enamored with this dude’s body of porn work. There’s some bullshit side plot with porn star’s brother, I […]

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The Cabin In The Woods (2012)

Yes, here it is….#100. In my opinion, this is the best horror film to come out since SAW. That’s how much I thoroughly love this movie. It starts off in a Cabin…..in the woods. Yup, that’s #100 for us this year. This movie is fucking hilarious while being a horror flick with tons of awesome […]

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Quarantine (2008)

I don’t understand why I have heard so much negativity around this movie. The original Rec, was a Korean movie perhaps. One of those Asia countries. Anyway, this was a fun, original feeling movie. Yeah, it was does the bouncy handheld camera thing due to the premise, but it works well and isn’t too chaotic […]

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May (2002)

So here’s another one of those random movies I picked out while hanging out with Amanda, and this one was surprisingly good. I have probably seen this 7 or 8 times. First of all, it is a very cheap movie, cost half a million to make. Yet, that works. You have 3 main characters. You […]

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Stir of Echoes (1999)

Remember all the hype for the Sixth Sense? Do you remember seeing it and thinking, man, that was not worth the hype? Did you ever think, I want a film is a similar concept but with good characters, a genuine chill to it, and a great storyline? I present to you, Stir of Echoes. So […]

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An American Werewolf in London (1981)

You ever watch a movie that you really like, but mentally check out and by the end, you are totally invested and wish you had focused the whole time? Yeah, that happened to me. It’s kinda like that boy or girl in your life that you didn’t fully pay enough attention to and then you […]

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The Strangers (2008)

Here’s a movie I want to love. Raylene is scared of it, so obviously there’s a part of me that has to love it. Sadly, it’s not that good, especially after the first time you view it, it loses a lot of it’s luster. Another issue is I had seen Them, the French movie that […]

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Halloween (2007)

And just as I thought I was out, I get pulled right back in. OK, I willingly walked into this treat. Let me start off by saying that for the life of me, I DO NOT understand the hate for this movie. I’m sorry, but people need to let shit go when it comes to […]

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Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)

Could it be? The last legit Halloween movie in the original franchise? Bout fucking time. All these reviews may have made me come off bitter to longer running franchises. Here’s what I have learned though. If the original was so good that you keep coming back no matter how shitty the sequels are, but you […]

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The Hills Have Eyes II (2007)

This movie just isn’t that good. It lacks the charm that the remake had. And the sad thing is, this could have been a really fun train wreck of a movie, but there isn’t much fun to be had. you have these soldiers training near the site and like their last day, the mutants start […]